Thanks very much.
Do you have any burning questions?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

why does my peepee hurt such much?

(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:12, Reply)

Because you've been drinking pints of rough
cider

Question for you. Why is orange jam called marmalade?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Marmalade
is a term relating to the preserving of citrus fruits only

..and Christine Aguilera (sp?) on the piss
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:18, Reply)

Thanks very much.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:19, Reply)

No Worries
perhaps you could help me with something..

Can you give me a quick recap of the Frankie Boyle joke about Katie Price's disabled child raping her to save me watching the whole thing on 4OD?
(Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:25, Reply)

bert???

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Evening Swipe.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:30, Reply)

you're not bert

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:31, Reply)

And this is a Good Thing

(berk, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:32, Reply)

Evening berk
How are you this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:33, Reply)

Better than I was
but still feeling quite unwell. And yourself?
(berk, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:34, Reply)

I'm okay.
I need to do some shopping tomorrow.

What is wrong with you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:35, Reply)

what are you getting me?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:36, Reply)

What would you like?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:37, Reply)

s u r p r i s e m e

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:40, Reply)

*Puts on thinking cap*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:42, Reply)

JeffAIDS I think
I feel like I've been put through a mangle.
(berk, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:39, Reply)

*There there*
Will you be fit for Sunday?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:42, Reply)

I hope so
I'll see how I feel in the moring. I was convinced I had meningitis earlier so pretty much anything would be an improvement!
Are you christmas shopping tomorrow?
(berk, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:44, Reply)

Yes.
It needs to be done.

Unfortunately.

I hate Christmas.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:49, Reply)

I hope you're well enough to bake cakes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:50, Reply)

Thanks for your concern!
I'm sure I shall be fine. I'm not sure I have ever been ill enough not to bake cakes...
(berk, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:52, Reply)

That is reassuring.
Add to that the fact you can put your leg behind your head, you are turning into quite a catch.

Are you fit?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:55, Reply)

I did do a 10km run this year
and normally I cycle the better part of 30 miles a week...
(berk, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:56, Reply)

Good answer!
Seriously though, how are you feeling?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 0:01, Reply)

Manky
but definitely an improvement on earlier. Could do without the hot/cold flushes and aches and pains and whatnot though. Should I have my other GU banoffee thing or should I save it?
(berk, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 0:07, Reply)

Eat it.
And I'll see you on the left the page with your reply! :)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 0:09, Reply)

yes, true
being bert would be a Bad Thing these days
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:35, Reply)

these days?
Any day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:35, Reply)