If it is the JeffAIDS then I worry for you.
Cos that was fucking awful. (Well, it was proper flu, and I can say with some confidence I've never had flu before, heavy colds, yes. Flu, no).

Take paracetamol, nurofen and a decongestant and eat as much as you can and keep yourself hydrated.

If you can run to it, get a curry tomorrow, go 2 levels hotter than usual, it'll really help. Honestly.

Get some sleep, get showered and refreshed and get some general TLC.

This is a JeffORDER.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 0:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

As yet I don't feel snotty
but just utterly sore, fatigued, shivery/boiling and headachey. And quite dizzy/nauseous earlier too, but I've fought that off with banoffee. Who knows, I might feel fine tomorrow! I have had proper flu but I was quite young, I don't remember it being like this.
Have you decided what to get everyone for christmas? You realise Broadmead is going to be rammed, don't you?
(berk, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 0:25, Reply)

You've not seen me shop.
I don't budget, I'll be shopping based on convenienced. It'll be a case of 'in-BANG!-out'

I know who I need to buy for and they'll get what they're given - they'll also get a receipt so they can take it back, get a refund and buy what they want.

Simple.

Everyone gets too much over Christmas as it is, they won't care that what I've got them other than the fact it'll need to be changed.

I've got no significant other to worry about and the family know I hate Christmas, so they have low expectations, and I make it my mission to fall short of these low expectations.

Have you got anyone near by who can call in on you to change the DVD's and to make you a hot Ribena?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 0:30, Reply)

Nope
only the ex. I'm so ronery, etc.
(berk, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 0:34, Reply)

*there there*
Does my shopping matra work?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 0:39, Reply)

It;s not an approach I personally use...
I like buying people presents, getting them something thoughtful that I know they'll like/enjoy. Sadly I also see a lot of stuff I want and the temptation is always to spend on myself rather than other people!
(berk, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 0:44, Reply)

Oh and it's hot vimto
ribena is filth and not to be tolerated.
(berk, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 0:35, Reply)

Sorry berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 0:38, Reply)

I'll let you off on this one occasion
why do you hate christmas so much?
(berk, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 0:39, Reply)

It's a load of commercial bollocks designed, by retailers
To put the average man in the street in debt in order to fit a profile.

Why should you feel obliged to spend time with people you would ordinarily want to spend time with? Why are you suddenly forced to spend time with people you don't want to spend time with? Why are we forced to listen to tales of sickness and suffering and then told to feel grateful for where we are in life.

Those who are suffering suffer all year round. Those who can't afford - what is deemed a 'proper' Christmas are made to feel like shit based on the consumer culture and those people you hold dearest know you love them by the time you spend with them.

The same applies for Mothers/Father/Valentines day. I love my parents, and I spend more than enough time with them to tell them. Likewise, when I'm in a relationship, if the going is good, you'll think everyday is valentines day. Why should I feel obliged to spent three-billion quid on some shit flowers?

(Sorry, you get me ranty in a minute!)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 0:46, Reply)