I completely failed to do any christmas shopping today.
Whilst I had time, I elected to go to the pub before football, rather than walking round the shops and getting tat for people who don't really need anything.

Am I supposed to feel bad about this, as I really don't care?

Have you had a good day?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 20:03, 69 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No.
I have now had two failed xmas shopping trips which just ended up in me getting pissed instead. Everyone will end up with crude macaroni pictures at this rate.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 11 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)

c

Macaroni tits FTW!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Surprisingly easy to do too
Which is good, because I'm a lazy twat.

I keep spending present money on beer.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 11 Dec 2010, 20:53, Reply)

it's been okay
met a friend who gave me a Pacman mug with a pattern that appears when it is heated. Also a b3tan sent me chocolate. Mmmm. Also bought myself two Loeb translations
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)

The Pacman mug sounds good. So too does the chocolate.
I'm not that arsed about the Loed translations.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)

nor am I
£15.99 each :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Ouch.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Yup
enjoyed your day then?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Yeah.
I'm going out in a bit, there is a pint with my name on it somewhere, and I am going to find it!

You having a quiet night in with your translastions?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)

I should be working
but I feel restless. Too much chocolate I reckon. Enjoy your pint, reckon you might make it down tomorrow?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 21:52, Reply)

I still haven't done any
I'm having an utterly degenerate day. Spent most of it in bed and I'm going out gambling this evening when I should really be revising.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 20:54, Reply)

How did the poker playing the other night go?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Play poker
?

Profit!

Sat down with £100, left with £120. I was tempted to go over to the other table after mine broke up, but I was feeling a bit tired and wasn't really up for it. Still, it's a good omen if I can play solid, unimaginative poker for not very long and make 20% profit from doing so. I don't need to get creative - just sit there and take advantage of good spots. The game is quite passive too, which means you get plenty of chances to draw at good hands: something that really suits my playing style.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:02, Reply)

You, Bob and Lighty should organise a OTgame.
You all play.

Bob cheats though
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:04, Reply)

Festive fun
Had a great day, got covered in fake snow, stroked a live reindeer and saw some cops get custard pied in the face, all washed own with live bands and mince pies
didnt buy a single present though :(
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 21:24, Reply)

sounds great fun
I only bought one Christmas present today- some curling tongs for my middle sister
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 21:26, Reply)

That sounds like a really weird day.
I'd rather you got to stroke a fake reindeer and covered in live snow.

Fake snow is rubbish.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 21:41, Reply)

Funnily enough
Ah but fake reindeer dont snuffle at your hands with big soft velvety lips, or look at you with those big brown doe eyes *melts*
They were friendly and curious and the first ive ever seen
and yep fake snow is pretty yuk, but it doesnt freeze your bits off

And i just remembered i won a couple of pretty picture frames, thats someone xmas prezzie sorted :)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Jeff, you're a disgrace
my day has been alright actually, it feels like I've been busy and productive but I haven't really, and I haven't done any interview prep either. Ah well - I'm going to smoke a big fat biffer, listen to some Belle & Sebastian and bollocks to everything else.
(berk, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 23:22, Reply)

Have you baked anything?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 23:51, Reply)

I'll do it in the morning
I won't come to the bash without cake, I promise.
(berk, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 23:59, Reply)

*expects berk to stop off at Gregs*
How is the JeffAIDS?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:04, Reply)

I can't believe i just set light to the wrong end of my spliff :(
I felt much better this morning ta, i'm not quite sure what that was all about yesterday as i genuinely felt quite deathly..
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:07, Reply)

ManFlu
Death one minute, fine the next.

The JeffAIDS is a proper illness.

What cakes are you baking?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:14, Reply)

Even in my drug addled state
I know you've asked me this. I'm making lemon drizzle and carrot cake. And I do feel ill still, but yesterday there was about 90 minutes where I was convinced I had meningitis - I felt really, genuinely dreadful.
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:16, Reply)

Nothing but ManFlu.
JeffAIDS is being properly ill.

What time are you heading West tomorrow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:20, Reply)

If I leave here about 12
get down to Oxford to pick Amberl up, then I should be in Brizzle by 4pm latest I reckon.
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:23, Reply)

Well drive safely sister.
What sort of time(s) are things happening tomorrow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:28, Reply)

I always drive safely
boringly so. Calendar says 15:00 (I presume you know where), and since there are already loads of b3tans down for the wedding I would imagine a number of them will actually be in the pub at that time. What time do you reckon on making it?
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:31, Reply)

I've got no idea.
I'm off out on family meal, that, assuming I stay sober enough should see me in Bristol before 7pm.

I just wanted to understand (slightly) if people will still be around at that hour, and to gauge as to how drunk people are likely to be, seeing as I'll be on the sauce from half - eleven in the morning.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:34, Reply)

Oh lordy!
I can't imagine they'll leave before closing time - bashed tend to be prolonged things. Did you get Blousies number? I'm sure she'll text you if by some miracle people have all buggered off by then. I shall be very cross if that is the case - I'll only have been there 3 hours!
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:36, Reply)

Yeah, Blousie gazzed me her number

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:39, Reply)

It's a shame I can't wring a promise of attendance out of you...
*wills Jeff to feel PEER PRESSURE*
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:43, Reply)

Jeff doesn't do peer pressure.
*Lights up a teenage fag to share, and perms his hair*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:52, Reply)

Hehe
I found a picture of my mum in the 80s recently. She had a crazy mentalist perm - and then I realised she was the same age then as I am now. Erk!
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:55, Reply)

Christ.
I've just exchanged numbers with a youngster.

*feels a bit dirty*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:56, Reply)

Feel proud
I would, if I were an old man like you..
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:57, Reply)

But I've got a register to think of!!!
May contain lies
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:59, Reply)

I'm a good decade
from being that young.
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:00, Reply)

You've got no idea what I'm banned from!
(Seemingly, 'dog years' with the ratio of 7:1 isn't a good defence).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:01, Reply)

Where does that name come from?
Cause from what I remember you used to be called something else..
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:06, Reply)

Hang on, I'll try and find the original thread.
(I was previously called Mullered)

Based on the gaz I got from Monty, this made him laugh enough for me to become 'Jeff'.

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post813695?highlight=answers-post-813822
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:07, Reply)

Aha
that makes more sense. I did think it was an odd thing to choose!
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:16, Reply)

See you on the left.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:19, Reply)

Alright, won $500 playing poker online which is nice
and watched green zone whichwas ace.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:58, Reply)

Evening Bob
How did you with 'the dollar!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:59, Reply)

Only because Monty insisted I went from
Mullered to Jeff did I make the change, so blame him.

Oddly, I'm likely to be found 'Mullered' more often than I am to be fucking a dog.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:20, Reply)

Yeah, I would consider that an improvement to be honest..

(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:24, Reply)

*Starts fucking dogs*
Hang on, have I misunderstood again?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:27, Reply)

Most likely

(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:34, Reply)

Awards himself a *there there* post.
Why are you 'berk'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:35, Reply)

Are you too old for
this? Also, I am a berk.
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:41, Reply)

Burt feed me!
Remember this? (Well, I remember the theme tune, I don't remember watching the show)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB3K7eFFXHE

I'm 36 for godsake!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:54, Reply)

Down at the bottom of the gaaarden!
I don't really remember watching it, but I remember the theme. Trapdoor and Count Duckula were always my favourites.

EDIT - oh! and Dangermouse, obviously
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:57, Reply)

And then thundercats and teenage mutant ninja turtles when I got a bit older. And Inspector Gadget.
Why is kids tv these days such total bollocks? Iggle fucking piggle can such my ballsack.
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 2:00, Reply)

Here are some tunes to get in your head before your drive tomorrow.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=afQl3SdFAIc

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPG0ov5Ml20

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-xO72s5EBY

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nGrYEFG6Ho&feature=related

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ4c1X5ene8&feature=related

'ave some of that!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 2:03, Reply)

Don't remember supergran, the Wizbit theme I used to sing in the car on the way to nursery (bizarrely I still know the words, and had no idea until just now) Dogtanian I hated with a passion...

Edit- Ulysses I think I remember, 80 days around the world I don't.
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 2:07, Reply)

Not knowing your age
It is difficult to pitch.

I'll suggest you are 'young' by (my own) 36 year standards.... And I give you....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcqO6vJ-GEM
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 2:13, Reply)

GET OFF MY SCREEN RIGHT NOW

(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 2:13, Reply)

THIS
was a good 90s cartoon: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA0TS9l_nJE
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 2:16, Reply)

God you were easily amused as a child!
Right, berk.

I'm going to bed. If I don't I'll be too snoozy for a post lunch drink.

Before I head off, what have you got against Zig and Zag?

Secondly, I'm sleepy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 2:19, Reply)

I've been sleepy for about an hour
and I to very much need to go to bed, but -
zig and zag were shite.
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 2:22, Reply)

ah well
That explains that then :)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:30, Reply)

Shh. I'm up to my nuts in alsation.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:35, Reply)

Thank god
its not a pekinese
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:38, Reply)

*makes horrible splitting noise*
although...perhaps that's being overly generous to Jeff's genetalia?
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:43, Reply)

You'll never know.
Not unless you bark on command.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:56, Reply)

*giggles furiously*
*realises had joint in gob*
*coughs furiously*
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 2:01, Reply)

listen to the links.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 2:04, Reply)