If I leave here about 12
get down to Oxford to pick Amberl up, then I should be in Brizzle by 4pm latest I reckon.
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Well drive safely sister.
What sort of time(s) are things happening tomorrow?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:28, Reply)

I always drive safely
boringly so. Calendar says 15:00 (I presume you know where), and since there are already loads of b3tans down for the wedding I would imagine a number of them will actually be in the pub at that time. What time do you reckon on making it?
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:31, Reply)

I've got no idea.
I'm off out on family meal, that, assuming I stay sober enough should see me in Bristol before 7pm.

I just wanted to understand (slightly) if people will still be around at that hour, and to gauge as to how drunk people are likely to be, seeing as I'll be on the sauce from half - eleven in the morning.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:34, Reply)

Oh lordy!
I can't imagine they'll leave before closing time - bashed tend to be prolonged things. Did you get Blousies number? I'm sure she'll text you if by some miracle people have all buggered off by then. I shall be very cross if that is the case - I'll only have been there 3 hours!
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:36, Reply)

Yeah, Blousie gazzed me her number

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:39, Reply)

It's a shame I can't wring a promise of attendance out of you...
*wills Jeff to feel PEER PRESSURE*
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:43, Reply)

Jeff doesn't do peer pressure.
*Lights up a teenage fag to share, and perms his hair*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:52, Reply)

Hehe
I found a picture of my mum in the 80s recently. She had a crazy mentalist perm - and then I realised she was the same age then as I am now. Erk!
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:55, Reply)

Christ.
I've just exchanged numbers with a youngster.

*feels a bit dirty*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:56, Reply)

Feel proud
I would, if I were an old man like you..
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:57, Reply)

But I've got a register to think of!!!
May contain lies
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:59, Reply)

I'm a good decade
from being that young.
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:00, Reply)

You've got no idea what I'm banned from!
(Seemingly, 'dog years' with the ratio of 7:1 isn't a good defence).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:01, Reply)

Where does that name come from?
Cause from what I remember you used to be called something else..
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:06, Reply)

Hang on, I'll try and find the original thread.
(I was previously called Mullered)

Based on the gaz I got from Monty, this made him laugh enough for me to become 'Jeff'.

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post813695?highlight=answers-post-813822
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:07, Reply)

Aha
that makes more sense. I did think it was an odd thing to choose!
(berk, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:16, Reply)

See you on the left.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:19, Reply)