Oh, just thought of another:
There was a brummie elephant. His parents had emigrated from Kenya, and as he got older he became curious about his roots. So, he went to the local library and did some digging around to learn about his genealogy. Unsurprisingly there wasn't much information in the libraries of Birmingham, so he decided the best course of action was to go back his parents' country and find out for himself.

After arriving in Kenya, he travelled to the area they had come from. Alas, when he got there all he found was an enormous elephant graveyard. The bones of elephants lay scattered amongst the decaying corpses of those that had recently died.

Already upset and unnerved, the brummie elephant was quite alarmed when the graveyard-keeper - an enormous, aged bull elephant - loomed into view and addressed him.
"Greetings," the keeper said, "have you come here to die?"
The brummie elephant replied,
"No, I come 'ere yesterday."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 16:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I love this so much

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)