Facebook told me it was my friend's birthday
and I thought he had the same birthday as my brother. I didn't actually look at the date, I just sent a text to my brother saying 'Happy Birthday', and he just replied saying 'It's not my birthday, you idiot'. Checked the date. He's right, it's not.

EDIT: It seems I'm not the only idiot. How do you tell someone that they're not invited to a party when you didn't even realise that they were planning on coming?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Kill them

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:37, Reply)

But I like her!
Bah. I made an event on Facebook and left it public because I didn't know who people wanted to invite. Now a family friend has responded. She's not invited and I don't know how to tell her. :/
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Would it be such a tragedy if she went?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Yes
Anyway, I've sent her a message now. I feel like a bit of a cunt, but it would be worse if she came.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:55, Reply)

To their face, with a sly grin.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I'd have gone with, "with a look that you'd normally reserve for a child who you've just caught playing in dog faeces."

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 11:42, Reply)