I think you have a point
There's a strong case for saying that Bert is frustrated because, for all his ups and downs, we like Monty, and yet we don't like Bert. Bert fails to understand this because he seems convinced that he's on some higher moral ground than Monty ('cause of course it's fine to sodomise your siblings) and we should therefore like him more. He has, of course, missed the crucial point in the matter which is that every time he pops up on here he just behaves like a cunt.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:27, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

OR
He's an attention-seeking borderline autistic troll.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:40, Reply)

This may be true
But there is also the point that bert iis just a fucking loon who drilled his own sibling.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:40, Reply)

That's what I said.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:40, Reply)

That's cause you know where it's at.
Ya get me?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Innit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:48, Reply)

He never used to be, though.
Something happened along the way.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:40, Reply)

You're right. I can remember a time when Bert was funny.
Seems hard to believe given his recent incarnations, but it does make you wonder what happened.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)