I know!
Do I? It doesn't sound familiar...

Yesyesyes. Bagels and cocktails. Why has no one ever thought of this before??
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Blond; chubby; likes video games, Margaret Thatcher and being right?
Hmm.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

When did Chompy go blond?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Fuck you I don't like thatcher
You really are a cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Definitely don't know about this one.
Tell me more, tell me more, did you get very far?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:44, Reply)

The story itself is not quite as good as The Barefoot Story
but it involves lesbians, bruises that still haven't faded, vomiting at 2pm on a busy street in busy South London, large holes in memories and a 3-day hangover.

I swear I've told you this!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Nope!
I would definitely remember the lesbians.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I only found out about the lesbian a month ago
that was the extent of the brain damage I must have achieved.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)