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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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big thread is big.
and won't load on my laptop.

I'm now safely ensconced at Blousie's after a several mile hike through the hills/town and park. I'm fuuuuucked. Won't be starting tea til Blousie gets home.

How've your days been?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:54, 223 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Dull. Apart from that glorious shining fifteen minutes when Kitty came over.
Finishing my lab report mostly, carefully wrapping my housemate's xmas/birthday present which look phenomenal and taking the piss out of my other housemate who finally got laid last night.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:57, Reply)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:58, Reply)
???????????????????????????????????

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I was expressing glee at seeing you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Oh, in that case, allow me to return the favour
:D :D :D :D XD XD XD XD XD
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Omg coming home soon. When I am feeling a little better I'm going to hit 5th so hard my teeth exit the back of my head

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Oh noes, are you not 100%?
Yeah baby. I hope I'm there for the hitting. I'll catch them when they fall out. Just no wingmanning this time, kay?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Hahaha, I will smoke generic cigarettes and not jump on strangers
or fall down stairs, or throw up on buses.

You need to come down for a London night out.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Not a reflection on your wingmanning skills I might add, I just don't think Boy would appreciate it very much
I will quite happily wingman for you.
Haha, or on churches, or in baths.

I doooo, no idea when though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:09, Reply)
Now which boy is this, I've lost track
I'm having no fun with my Boy-sitch, I also have no idea how updated you are. Teacup? Cup of tea and a bagel and a catchup soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Same boy as the last one I sent you a picture of.
The really fit one. Same one for over a month now. I have no idea how this is happening.
I'm not updated at all! I'm so behind, I didn't even know there was a boy sitch. Oh god, that sounds PHENOMENAL. I like this plan greatly.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:23, Reply)
cough BOYFRIEND cough

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:25, Reply)
NOT BOYFRIEND
*cough*fuck off*cough*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Totally boyfriend.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Totally not boyfriend
Simply... male friend that I sleep with...and go on dates with...and spend a lot of time with...
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:31, Reply)
And don't don't other people because of
and have been seeing for over a month now.

BOYFRIEND.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:32, Reply)
...and love, and, like, adore! and like, he might have even bought me a ring for christmas!
well I saw a jewellery bag in his wardrobe, and I had a peek inside, and it was small and looked like a ring box but maybe it was just a necklace or something but I LOVE HIM OMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)
She has been judged
and her excuses deemed unworthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:34, Reply)
This is so far from me I can't even see it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Yeah.
You'd want to be proposed to with SHOES, like the Sex and the City movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Siren Iron Fists pls.
He joked about getting me those for xmas, but it's unlikely :(
If anyone proposed, I would take the shoes and run.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)
just because you don't like the label doesn't mean it isn't so
and if you ditch him because we've decided he is your boyfriend then you are as daft as a particularly daft brush
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:37, Reply)
That would be stupid.
I'm just going to continue to protest and deny it and so would he if he was here.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)
he may say that he would to you
but I bet if he would secretly love to say you are his girlfriend.

glad you think it is stupid though :-)

anyway, I'm pleased for you
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)
Pfft, I doubt it. This is something we've both agreed on thoroughly
And thank you :)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)
Oh my god! That's unheard of.
I did tell you about what happened on my birthday, though, didn't I? The boy who's on my course...

Itsaplan. And depending on how degenerate we feel, cocktails.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)
I know!
Do I? It doesn't sound familiar...

Yesyesyes. Bagels and cocktails. Why has no one ever thought of this before??
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:32, Reply)
Blond; chubby; likes video games, Margaret Thatcher and being right?
Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)
When did Chompy go blond?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Fuck you I don't like thatcher
You really are a cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Definitely don't know about this one.
Tell me more, tell me more, did you get very far?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:44, Reply)
The story itself is not quite as good as The Barefoot Story
but it involves lesbians, bruises that still haven't faded, vomiting at 2pm on a busy street in busy South London, large holes in memories and a 3-day hangover.

I swear I've told you this!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Nope!
I would definitely remember the lesbians.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)
I only found out about the lesbian a month ago
that was the extent of the brain damage I must have achieved.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)
Didn't realise you lived with Applebite...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)
I wish Lampers lived with me!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:00, Reply)
She is certainly the life & soul of bashes

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:01, Reply)
herro
remember when we were all "I won't see you til next year, sob sob?" - we forgot Burlesque on Sunday, belm
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Oh shit yeah!
Yay! sexy dancing in skimpy outfits ftw!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)
I've seen the tv trailers, I'm well excited now.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:09, Reply)
Lazy!
Got the book review for that magazine written and got some food in, but apart from that, I've been langorous.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Git

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Oh yeah.
Saving all energy for meal with Miss Beekers' parents tomorrow. Feel a little bit eeek about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Not met them before?
Oof, the only time I've been nervous about meeting parents was years back, and the first time I met her Dad, her Mum served spaghetti bolognaise. I've never eaten a meal so carefully!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Nope, first time.
Sure it'll be fine, they're very nice and laid back according to the missus.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Always good to hear!
I can't help being a rather ruthless pisstaker, and insisting that my Dad is a strict disciplinarian who likes to be addressed as 'Sir'. They fall for it every. fucking. time.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Not the best
Didn't have much to do this morning, so was bored. Am knackered after last night, and it looks like I'm working late tonight.

On the upside, after today I'm off until Tuesday, and tomorrow a cheque is clearing that means I'm not skint anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Not too bad, ta
Got something fixed that was knackered, am off to London with work on Monday and heading to Tayyabs (hopefully with Monty) and its our Christmas do tonight
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Still missing Piglet :'(
But on the upside the bathroom is nearly finished and the MiL is making dinner tonite. Shower time.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Yup, reasonably OK I think.
Got plenty of lovely work done. Looking forward to home time and chops, though. I live entirely for pleasure, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Meh
but on the plus side, I get to go home quite soon and I'm having crumble and custard for dinner. No mains, just pudding.
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Apple or rhubarb?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Oh, the decadence of it!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:04, Reply)
You are a woman of rare taste and discernment.
Crumble and custard is the real ambrosia.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Custard made by Ambrosia is ambrosia
custard.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:12, Reply)
I pity all you poor suckers who don't know how they make it so creamy
I'm from Devon, so I am party to that secret.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Devon spunk custard party

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:14, Reply)
see, that's what you'd think
but that's not the case
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)
INTERNET LIES
I have to on no authority the only person who knows what makes so creamy is Michael Knights boss.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Good answer!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:17, Reply)
he is from Devon
he's our patron
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:18, Reply)
You may live in Devon but you will never be from Devon
Grockle
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:19, Reply)
I've been there long enough

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:21, Reply)
If Devon is anything like Cornwall, you will never be accepted by the true locals
NEVER
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:25, Reply)
it's not that backward
I was at primary school in Devon, I've been accepted.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:26, Reply)
I've seen Straw Dogs.
*Nods wisely*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Nice film
apart from the violent rape scene
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Quite
I'm not a fan of the violent rape. Or, if I'm being honest, just regular, normal, run-of-the-mill rape either.

What is wrong with me?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:38, Reply)
You've been brainwashed by the bleeding heart whiney liberal "Rape is bad m'kay" brigade

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:44, Reply)
What can I do to right this terrible wrong Colonel?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)
6 simple words...
Does
this
rag
smell
of
Chloroform?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:51, Reply)
*snores*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:54, Reply)
*Wakes with a sore bottom*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)
Birds is superior

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:13, Reply)
but custard is wrong.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Lies on the internet!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:14, Reply)
don't be ridiculous

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)
It's superb..

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)
It's not all that.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)
you're wrong!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Fine thanks

(Cave Duck, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:17, Reply)
Exactly.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:20, Reply)
CORRECT

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:18, Reply)
I'm glad I have some support. :D

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)
When it comes to custard, you can count on it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)

count run

*because it's a non newtonian fluid.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:45, Reply)
so is cornstarch and water.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Most bought custard you get here is nearly completly corn starch with sugar and flavourings.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)
I wrote in the other thread, independently from this
that I would be having my apple crumble with cream not custard, so I want to join your Anti-Custard club please.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:44, Reply)
you are more then welcome to.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:02, Reply)
VERY MUCH THIS

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:20, Reply)
custard is fucking disgusting
hot and runny and ruining stuff with its blandness, or cold and wobbly and like chilled yellow spunk.

neither is good.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:29, Reply)
I like you a lot swipe, have I ever told you that?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:34, Reply)
this and the custard hate
demonstrate your excellent taste
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)
you have clearly not eaten the right custard
and frankly I'm dubious about some of the spunk you've chowed down on as well
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:38, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)
not as dubious as i am :(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Proper home-made custard with real vanilla is incredible.
Being northern, you may never have had this, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)
what are you implying about northerners

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)
that you are peasants on the whole
with no appreciation of the finer things in life

bet you've never had real mayonnaise either
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:54, Reply)
we all know what you claim is 'real mayonnaise'.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)
i have made home-made mayo
so there
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)
It is well known that Northerners
all live on beef dripping sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:57, Reply)
+ Something about whippets and pigeons.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)
My parents are bringing my whippet over in an hour
I'm well excited. She looks like this:

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)
PORN!
On the Internet!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:16, Reply)
*something about outdoor lavatories and coal*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:28, Reply)
(You forgot to add mushy peas)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)
"Imply" suggests - implies, one might even say - that there's some subtlety about it...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:39, Reply)
I am joining the pro custard side over here
although I only have tapioca in the house
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)
boring, shit, dull, etc
I'd quite like some excitement in my life!
Seeing as my plans for this eve include laundry, and cooking dinner for myself alone, it doesn't seem that excitement will be seeing me any time soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:05, Reply)
fine thanks

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:05, Reply)
I have just taken delivery of a Grinch T-Shirt. It is mint.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:07, Reply)
A flavoured t-shirt?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:08, Reply)
No, it is a rather fetching green.
Mint in fact.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)
*Christmas themed animation five*

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:10, Reply)
pretty boring really
am ready to go home. sadly can't leave here for another hour and won't be going home until about 24 hours time :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:07, Reply)
no? how come?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:13, Reply)
on secondment
staying away from home two nights a week. Don't get to leave here until 4ish tomorrow to go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:14, Reply)
It's been meh
Work is dull and easy, I have spent to much already this month and january is going to be even worse.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Oh man, where do I start?!
I thought I would have to meet a client this morning, but he changed it to Friday. What an emotional rollercoaster that was.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:14, Reply)
You should never get 'emotional' about a client.
The real life of a hooker is nothing like Pretty Woman.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Aw come on Tuggers. Let him just enjoy wearing the boots for a bit before you stomp all over his dreams.

(Cave Duck, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:21, Reply)
I'm telling you now. It will end in tears.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)
*generic This Mortal Coil joke*

(Cave Duck, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:30, Reply)
That's getting a play tonight.
Good call CD.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:35, Reply)
Hooker killed for heart of gold

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:22, Reply)
I usually kill them for their kidneys...
...and the small bag of charlie that is always hidden in their handbag.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:28, Reply)
the eyeballs are surprisingly tasty, too

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)
Wow!
Are you OK?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:18, Reply)
I dunno...I mean, where do I go from here?
I may need a lie down
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:21, Reply)
you should go see your gp mate. honestly

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:22, Reply)
This^
It could be terminal
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:26, Reply)
well, I would like to sort out my VIOLENT MOOD SWINGS
MOOD SWINGS
mOOd SwIngs
Mood SWINGS
mood swings
MoooooooooooooD swings
moOd sWinGs
MOOD SWINGS
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)
*generic Cure joke*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:36, Reply)
It does when you're a hep cat who loves his jive on the swinging side, Daddio.

(Cave Duck, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:37, Reply)
i feel like a tiger with PMT
my boss pissed me off, my friend pissed me off, my client's surveyor has pissed me off....... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)
I am rachelswipe
HEAR ME ROAR!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:26, Reply)
MOAR ROAR!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:28, Reply)
rachelstripe, surely?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:31, Reply)
Or Racing Swipes
In which Rachel, owned by a sweet little orphan girl, over comes prejudices to win the big race against the thoroughbred horses.
(Cave Duck, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Swipe, go eat some chocolate and have a bath.
you'll feel much better.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)
you are right
but i can't, will be here til about 2am tonight i reckon. and all i've eaten today is some manky german christmas gingerbread thing that the german teacher did NOT tell me had marmalade in the middle :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:28, Reply)
you massive girl
let everyone know you're a force to be reckoned with
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:31, Reply)
If you need support we can gather for a group hug.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)
stripey AND bleeding?
the most dangerous kind.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Your boss, friend and client surveyor?
They’re Grrrrreat!

I've probably read too much into the tiger comment haven't I?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:29, Reply)
she just likes the thrill of the fight

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:02, Reply)
Rising up to the challange of our rival.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)
did not much at work and then left at 3
as I had a dental appointment. The hygienist surprisingly did not leave me feeling like my gums had been cheesegrated and the dentist had to throw in a monologue about bureaucracy to spin it out to 5 minutes as there is apparently nothing wrong with my teeth. Yay! We exchanged the usual platitudes about flossing and I was on my way.

Now I'm trying to decide whether to meet up with work colleagues in the city for the German Market or stop in with take-out pizza and a movie. Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:38, Reply)
Did you get a badge?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)
nope
just some of those little interdental gumstabbers that I use for about a week and then give up on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Well if you didn't get a badge from your dentist your teeth can't be that good can they?
Those are the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)
I worry about your dentist
He does know you're not 8, right?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:06, Reply)
My dentist?
He knows the 'drill'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)
but he's seems so depressing
always looking down in the mouth
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Brace
Yourself.

Don't be mean about the dentists. They have fillings too.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)
just because you have a thing for canines!

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I have my own flossify on life.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:27, Reply)
fair play, that was a good one
you deserve a plaque in your honour
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Did I mention that
My dentist is of foreign extraction?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)
mine has a little french blood incisor
(scraping and polishing the bottom of the barrel here)
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Mine has changed his name.
He is now called Phil McCavity, he doesn't work all day, he finishes at tooth-hurty.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:51, Reply)
Not too good, not too bad.
Discovering that a jug-eared nonce is tracking my every post has disconcerted me more than a little, and also I am off to see a band tonight, the only things about whom I know are:

1) Bobby likes them - very bad news as he thinks Gun's'Roses aren't shit
2) Al likened them to 'painting pictures with sound' - almost certainly the gayest description of a band's music I've ever heard (worse by far than 'they speak to my soul' at no.2)
3) Their name sounds suspiciously Simpson tie - 'God speed you! Black emperor' sounds like a fucking Pratchett novel.

Hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:55, Reply)
they are good
but I don't expect you to agree
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Keep repeating "I'm going to hate them"
to yourself the entire way there and you'll have a great night!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:59, Reply)
No it doesn't
a Pratchett quote perhaps, but not the name of the novel itself.

GOD MONTY YOU IDIOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:59, Reply)
*bullies self*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:07, Reply)
God speed you! Black Emperor?
they are OK.

Of course, by the laws of Monty, that means that if I think the are OK, they must be shit, right? I know this game.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:00, Reply)
he has a carefully constructed mathematical equation
to figure out how much he should hate them based on the positive descriptions by others.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:02, Reply)
It's quite complicated but you can break it down as
Other person's recommendation?

If Y go to Monty hates it. If N go to Own Discovery?
Own discovery?

If Y go to Monty likes it. If N see Other People's Recommendation?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)
Not at all.
I don't know your tastes. I don't dislike things for the sake if it, you know. I'd much rather like something than not, it's just that bitter experience leads me to suspect a modern-day band to be 'not my thing' until I've heard them. Especially one with a bent name.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)
I wasn't, entirely attacking you
It's just the universal rule of music, it seems
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:29, Reply)

www.explosm.net/comics/2239/
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)
I adore that cartoon
It sums up the young and fashionable population of Shoreditch so perfectly.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:43, Reply)
I have been clicking through them on random
I like this one: www.explosm.net/comics/2065/
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:45, Reply)
Haha! Excellent stuff
(Dare I ask how it went yesterday? You seem to be alive and more-or-less yourself so I must assume it wasn't too horrendous.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:47, Reply)
Oh no
it was a disaster and I didn't get it. And then I nearly got fired. But I've had a lot of chocolate and the shouting has stopped now so I'm feeling better.
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:49, Reply)
:(

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Guns n Roses are wank

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:03, Reply)
Depending on your taste
from about '87 to '89 they were pretty good. "Appetite" is a pretty seminal hard rock album. And no, I don't mean seminal as in covered in sperm.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:09, Reply)
Applebite, on the other hand...
sorry love
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:12, Reply)
As of tomorrow afternoon, this is going to be so true
So I don't mind.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:20, Reply)
Sorry, what?
Your plan for tomorrow is to be covered in jizz?
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)
that's pretty close to TMI
even for here.

Applebukkake.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)
Christ knows, I'm sure she'd have enough volunteers

(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)
how many people
does Chompy wanking until he's spaffing dust count as?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:45, Reply)
You're going to be a pretty seminal hard rock album?
*confused face*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)
Mine was better

(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:25, Reply)
Yeah?
Well I COULD HAVE YOU IN A FIGHT.

Now who's the clever-clogs, EH?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:31, Reply)
Still me
You might kick my arse, but you'd have to catch me first, and I reckon I can run faster than you.
*pokes*
*runs away giggling*
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)
I have set man-traps* around your entire area.
I did it when I was hiding in the bushes outside your house that time, in case you 'changed your mind' and tried to escape.

*they aren't called 'PERSON-TRAPS', you bunch of fucking lesbians.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)
You're going to trap me a man?
Bonus!
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:36, Reply)
Not quite
*rubs hands together*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)
Damn
but I need all the help I can get!
(berk, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:39, Reply)
Oh I'll *help* you, alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:42, Reply)

just because you succesfully tested them when your gimp tried to escape, it doesn't mean man-traps will work on women.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:38, Reply)
she's not a man, though

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But Monty's is more true.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)
*devil horns*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:36, Reply)
The chap who is making me go
has taken me to one of the best, but also one of the worst gigs I have ever seen.

Japan's Boris at Cargo were LITERALLY AWESOME.
Tortoise at The Garage were utter, utter shit and we left after 3 'songs'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:12, Reply)
Reads
Japan 's Boris at Cargo were LITERALLY AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)
Let's see if you're right:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNYYRl86R4g

Oh, it seems not. David Sylvian is a pretentious bender.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)
I'll cheer you up Monty.
The Helicopter used in the 80s show 'Airwolf' was sold to some German company when the series came to an end and was used as a German air ambulance.

It crashed in a thunder storm, killing all 6 people on board.

TRUFAX.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:25, Reply)
Hahaha excellent.
This news could only be bettered if Jan-Michael Vincent* had been on board when it crashed.

*he looked like the lovechild of Charles Bronson and Morten fucking Harkett.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)
he looked like the lovechild of Charles Bronson and Morten fucking Harkett.
But slightly 'Downs-ey'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)
OK. *deep breath*
The Downs-ey, unwanted lovechild of Charles Bronson and Morten fucking Harkett, if said child had been hit in the face with an anvil thrice nightly for a period of four years.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:39, Reply)
And given lessons in playing the Cello*
So he can 'serenade eagles'**

*Airwolf Wiki reminder.
**Taken from Wikipedia.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:44, Reply)
I think he looked a bit fucking Inuit, now I think about it.
Does Wikipedia say he only eats whale blubber?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:45, Reply)
Not that I can find, but I'll take that as fact if you don't mind.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:49, Reply)
Related note:
Am I alone in always sniggering internally at hearing/reading 'Robert Downey Junior'?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)
No.
I can't read the name without pulling a 'mong' face.

This is probably an age thing Monty, anyone who grew up in the era of the Deacon is duty-bound to behave the same way.

As an aside, I wanted to get a copy of 'Tongue Tied' (Deacons Biography) for my sister for Christmas. Fuck me. It's pricey - and it isn't even waterproof. Used copies on Amazon are going for between seventy and one-hundred and twenty five quid.

I'm not paying that for it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)
Hahaha
I have myself looked for a copy of that book for several years - I've never seen one for less than about £70.

It's worth periodically checking though - 'Moon The Loon' goes for up to £50 and mine cost me a tenner becuase the cover was creased. Then a Swedish bird borrowed it and lost it, the fucking bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:51, Reply)
There were probably loads of copies available at
'Bring and Buy' sales in the 70's and 80's, anyway, I need to go and light my advent thingy without setting the house on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:59, Reply)
God Speed You!
Are great.

If you don't like them we'll never bum again. Also, GnR were good, so nyer.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)
They may well be. I fucking hope so.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)
busy, slightly depressing day
(so many students missing deadlines)

Now I'm home I reckon I can have an hour or so before marking work for about 3 hours. How am I only getting paid for 25 hours a week?!
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we've had a few missing end of semester exams
up here. That's a fairly major fucking headache. We've even had to invoke "rule 31" which, disappointingly, has bugger all to do with niche internet porn.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)
what's your rule 31?
does it involve force feeding darkroom chemicals to students who can't print after 3 months?
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Sadly, it just means we can assess them by "any means we like"
I'm going for "making them fight bears"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:42, Reply)
Potentially horrific.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 18:18, Reply)
??

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