A combination of senna pods and epsom salts.
Badum tish.

And in other news I'm off oot for xmas drinks with firmer walkmates this efternoon.
In New-cassle. In the rain and sleet and sub-zero temperichas.
Me new Grinch T-short will be sirked.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

How much firmer?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Since lest Aypril firmer, ye knaaar, owld ones.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Ar you smirkin'?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Ay burav got nee spare like.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:05, Reply)

I like the fact that I can automatically decode Mackem!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:31, Reply)