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Mornin' all
I'm going to have a not-give-a-fuck attitude all day in work, because it appears to go un-noticed when I do give a fuck. I'll do all I'm supposed to do, but I shan't be having palpitations about any of it, because I don't feel well.
Tonight I'm meeting my folks and my 14-year-old nephew for Italian food. Get in!
What is keeping you going today?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:07,
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Nothing really. I'm on autopilot.
Had a bad leak from the kitchen ceiling last night. Some problem with the bath plumbing. That I didn't need. Poppet is off today and didn't really get to show her around much as I had to be in work.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:20,
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Oh God what is with all these leaks
Everyone's got plumbing probs.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:45,
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Stuff like that always seems to happen in winter.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:54,
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Nothing wrong with MY waterworks, thanks
(pass the incontinence pants)
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:59,
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A combination of senna pods and epsom salts.
Badum tish.
And in other news I'm off oot for xmas drinks with firmer walkmates this efternoon.
In New-cassle. In the rain and sleet and sub-zero temperichas.
Me new Grinch T-short will be sirked.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:28,
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How much firmer?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:45,
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Since lest Aypril firmer, ye knaaar, owld ones.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:58,
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Ar you smirkin'?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:04,
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Ay burav got nee spare like.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:05,
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I like the fact that I can automatically decode Mackem!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:31,
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Home time.
I can't wait to get back and boot my dog around the house.
Also the 'goodbye and Merry Christmas' joints that are currently being rolled in the front room.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:31,
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Tell her hi, the little minx
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:45,
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Aye I'll kick her round the conservatory and say 'that was from Roota'.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:01,
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Or put her in the freezer for a bit
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:03,
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The knowledge that it is Friday tomorrow
and that I can and will get drunk from lunchtime onwards as it is the staff christmas do. This week has been balls.
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berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:33,
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I just read that you've not had a good week.
Hope it gets better for you soon.
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nolongernuts, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:44,
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Have a good night!
Almost bedtime here and tomorrow i have an advanced excel/visual basic training seminar to go to. after that it's the pub for sure!
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nolongernuts, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:40,
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Grooooo
Feel pukey and faint. Think it's gastritis again. Not going to work.
Waiting for doc's to call to see if I can get MOAR tablets without having to be 'seen' by a doctor.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:41,
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Are you taking metachlopromide?
Not being Ed here, but the generic term is raglan or maxalon - it's an anti emetic that helps massively with pukey stuff.
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nolongernuts, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:20,
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Are you taking metachlopromide?
I've heard good things about it from an expert.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:22,
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Who? Edmund?
Anyways ta like but I found Lansoprazole worked a treat.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:26,
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Nah thestarfish
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:28,
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Haha, I see.
EDIT: I just looked it up. It makes you vomit, can cause depression and give you movement disorders.
She's trying to do me in!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:32,
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So you just read the absolute worst side effect you can get from it.
Same as what you're taking - the absolute worst side effects are similar.
Quit being a bitch, you're better than that - I know this, I've seen you're posts.
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nolongernuts, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:39,
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She can't see yours though.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:44,
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your
not you're
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:01,
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It's actually a very good anti emetic
and I recommend it to anyone who is feeling ill with gastric problems. It's common knowledge that I have a massive phobia of puke, doesn't make me an expert, just trying to help symptoms.
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nolongernuts, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:28,
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I dunno about that, she can't even spell it.
while I salute the US attitude to randomly recommending drugs that "work for them" as if that somehow means more than the combined knowledge of the medical practice, I'd recommend the general course of, y'know, taking advice from a doctor rather than the internet.
and, yeah, metachlopramide has some fucking brutal ADRs. That'll be why the FDA have a blanket warning on its usage.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:49,
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Is Bert back?
I've got one more reply than is actually here...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:42,
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Nope! it's probably Rogerthestarfish who has appeared again.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 8:55,
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Oh right, ta.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:03,
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She's a spastic mental,
but she's talking about Excel, I don't know what to feel anymore.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:07,
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Oh the inner conflict!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:09,
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Totally nuts
but the Excel thing is for work, and I somehow have to learn VBA within the next 24 hours. I can't even write a basic macro so this should be fun!
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nolongernuts, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:22,
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do what every programmer does and copy and paste from google.
That or record simple keystroke macros and have a look inside the VB to see if you can understand it.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:24,
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I've looked into the VB editor
and get it, but have never used it and have never written macros. It's a case of jumping in at the deep end and then I'll have to go back and "look" at what we're doing in the office. Last minute thing. Long, incredibly boring story but it's a case of someone has to do it.
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nolongernuts, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:32,
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Just make sure you make a copy of whatever you're working on 'cus if you wipe out all the data, then you're big-time fucked.
Or even worst, fuck up the data in a way you didn't expect but it still looks partially correct.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:53,
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clothes on correctly today gonz?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:54,
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hahahahhaa
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:59,
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I hope soo !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:13,
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Oh dear! I hope that you feel a bit better at home
What's keeping me going today is the thought of a christmas party tonight in Kenny.
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Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:03,
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In actual Kenny?
You be careful you.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:03,
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Yeah actual Kenny, but we're all sharing a taxi
Including my big burly husband, so I feel safe with him.
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Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:05,
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Well that's alright then
Get all your provisions beforehand and don't be going to that dodgy offie with all the grilles.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:08,
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I've got tomorrow afternoon off!
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:05,
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Well I've got all day off
But it won't mean shit if I can't go for my Italian food tonight!
I hope this doctor gives me drugs.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:09,
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Positive thinking rootz
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:11,
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Positive thinking, boiled water, dry toast, sleeeeep
And lansoprazole.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:12,
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Lansoprazole FTW!
Been on it for years.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:07,
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My mum takes it every day too
If that's what I have to do then it's fine by me!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:10,
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the fact that I get to go home later on
I feel unusual this morning. I hope the day flies by so I can get in the car and head home. Have a full-on weekend though :-/
Christmas break can't come soon enough for me.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:17,
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I hear you
I feel unusual too. Tingly arms
I finish a week today and am not back until 4th January.
I bet you're looking forward to seeing Mrs V.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:20,
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I feel a bit light headed. Not sure if it's because I'm feeling unusually fit after all the swimming and stuff
or whether I slept too well, or whether I'm coming down with a cold.
I'm off for the same period as you. Can't wait.
and I am very much looking forward to seeing her, although I have band practice tonight, a gig tomorrow night and meal out with a shitload of mates on Saturday.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:21,
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Yeah but you'll be going home to her every night
I feel soppy today
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:27,
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true
awww
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:38,
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If you're heading home it means I better head home too.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:21,
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HAHAHAHAHA
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:22,
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I thought I'd have to do a "it's funny because"
I'm a bit disapointed I didn't actually.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:23,
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I can edit if you want?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:25,
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No it's ok
I'm sure I'll get a chance by the end of the day.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:26,
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It's the time of year
when all kinds of crap (flu style) is going around. Hope you feel better soon.
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nolongernuts, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:41,
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thanks :-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:51,
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the thought of the work buffet
There's a mountain of food in the breakroom, I'm quite looking forward to it.
After lunch I'm going to be screwed, though. Stuffed full of nommy sammiches and scotch egg and sausage roll and pork pie and cheese and pineapple on sticks and cocktail sausages and crisps and cheese straws and maybe a little salad just on the side of the plate to show willing. I may have a little snooze on my keyboard.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:32,
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There were snackettes in our conference room yesterday but by the time I got there there was sod all
THEN because I was ill I missed the pub staff meal at our local nommy bistro.
Grrrr.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:38,
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We have so much food
in our coffee room from our vendors - baked goods that go stale on a daily basis, cookies, candy.......I think we all gained 10lbs in the last week or so!
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nolongernuts, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:43,
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Work Christmas Do last night
I am going to eat my own (not inconsiderable) body weight in food today, all of it shite!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:37,
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feel crap, worn down after my hectic non stop five weeks
Southgate station has nommed up all the electricity so all the morons were on my bus so it was packed and I felt ill and hot and dizzy so had to get off, then I walked to Bounds Green to wait for a less rammed bus but the first one that came was stopping at bounds green then turning round so I had to wait for the next one then I was obviously late in but Charlie made me some tea and I'm eating tootie frooties and I still feel really spaced but not faint so woo
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:44,
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That sounds cack and demoralising.
I doubt I'd be this ill if my job/life was less hectic.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:50,
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needs less punctuation
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:50,
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You need moar punching
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 9:59,
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:-(
did you not enjoy seeing me at all?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:01,
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She keeps bullying you online, doesn't she.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:09,
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and offline
not just her though. There's a gang of them.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:12,
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Is there?
Would you like me to put them right? Let them know you're under my protection now?
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:13,
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The Godblousie offers you her protection
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:14,
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I dunno, they're pretty powerful and influential....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:15,
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And what am I?
Chopped liver.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:16,
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naa, the only person around here that foul is Bobby
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:17,
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He's under my protection too so watch it.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:18,
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*trembles*
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:18,
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nothing yet still in bed!!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:06,
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You lazy cunt.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:11,
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Student, innit.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:11,
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I hate being ill.
I get all whiney and sorry for myself.
Yes Psychochomp, more than usual.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:08,
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*There there*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:11,
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Thanks Jeff.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:12,
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Well this time last month I had no idea what it was.
At least this time I recognised that the symptoms had returned and rang up the doc to get the tablets. So in that sense I'm happy and I now know I need to either take them for the forseeable future or at least keep them handy and not run out.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:13,
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I really don't know what I'd do without them.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:15,
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I bet my sore throat goes away when I take them as well :)
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:32,
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At least wait for me to be mean before accusing me of being mean.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:14,
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Just saving you time and energy.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:15,
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You're all heart.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:16,
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And boobs.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:17,
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Does anybody have any strong opinions about boobs?
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Cave Duck, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:18,
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I haven't seen broadsword around for a while
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:19,
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Yes.
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girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:19,
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I don't even own a boobs
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:19,
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No-one owns boobs.
They are simply being looked after for a necrophiliac.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:29,
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i'm partial to a boob or two
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:25,
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I do prefer them in pairs
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:27,
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beggars can't be choosers though
so i'll take what i can
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:29,
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You've gotta lick a boobie or two boy, you've got to lick a boobie or two..
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:29,
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It put that song into my head too!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:31,
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Me three.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:44,
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Large mammaries don't grow on trees!
You've gotta licka boobie or twooooooooooooo!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:32,
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Irrational excitement levels/fear of impending doom are keeping me strung like a piano wire.
I could snap at any moment. If you hear a 'KABOOM!' from the direction of London SE1, you know that was my head exploding.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:31,
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Care to divulge?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:32,
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OK:
Excited about Christmas (what? I am!) and the fear is of the SNOW which might ruin Christmas as the trains will all fall to fucking pieces...
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:38,
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Oh man I am praying that snow fucks off as well
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:39,
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He's gone extremist.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:38,
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He's not in Luton though.
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:39,
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I'm still in bed
I, however, am not a student, I'm just using up holiday, I'm off until Tuesday.
Hope you feel better soon, ya meff.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:38,
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Three day weekend motherfucker!¬%$£
I have a visitor coming for the next few days and we've got lots of stuff planned. I'm feeling incredibly playful today, I've already sung from the top of my lungs and I think I'll buy hot chocolate and marshmallows for the drivers, even though a third of them are cunts.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:49,
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What did you sing?
I'm guessing "I am what I am"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:53,
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"I'm so pretty"
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:55,
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Yes
Yes you are
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:59,
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"pretty and witty and GAAAAAY"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:24,
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nothing is keeping me going today
my colleague and i spent hours putting together a presentation which the boss feels may be excellent but may also be pitched at the wrong level and need to be re-written. this makes me feel like chewing my desk and spitting it at him, piece by piece. and i am having to miss the christmas party tonight because i have too much work to do. and the motherfucking SNOW might stop me getting up north on fri.
i think i snatch the grumpiest prize from monty and jeff and everyone. ever.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:54,
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What snow?
I have not looked out of a window today.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:56,
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the snow that is supposed to be coming tonight
therefore fucking up my train tomorrow and my plane on sunday.
god i hate snow. there should be no snow. why does it exist? what does it do for anybody?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:58,
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Agreed.
Snow can fuck off.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:00,
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And Christmas.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:01,
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This.
I hate giving presents. Fairy lights can fuck off too.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:03,
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Fuck off you cheery cunt.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:58,
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Did your boss tell you in the style of Roy Walker from Catchphrase?
"It's good, but it's not roight"
Because if he didn't he really missed a trick.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:58,
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hahahaha
And for delivering the presentation... 'Just say what you see!'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:59,
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"What's Mr. Chips doing?"
I liked the out-take where he looked like he was wanking. That's right Jeff, WANKING
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:02,
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haha
like he doesn't know what THAT is.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:03,
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God.
You've really got it about you today.
I hope someone walks off with your favourite pen and you can't find it for a few hours, you evil woman.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:07,
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Ha!
even when it's revealed it still looks dodgy
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:12,
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no
it was more in the style of "i'm going to make you want to kill yourself just so you don't have to prepare this again".
:(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:02,
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Just run it through a thesaurus and show him again
That's what I would do. But then i'm a half-arsed-job kind of guy.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:09,
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me too (well, not the guy part)
but unfortunately my boss is very much mr full moon arse about this kind of thing!!!!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:12,
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What a pisser
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:17,
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i know
there is no light at the end of my tunnel today. humph.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:20,
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Nothing much
Bad hangover is bad. Good night though, and I actually remember it this time, which is a bonus.
EDIT: just taken delivery of a crate of wine for my next door neighbour, who is a mate.
a) the temptation is killing me
b) I just realised I answered the door with UV paint still on my face. Shit.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 10:55,
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Morphine, mainly.
My turbo went bang (well, whine, whine, silence) this morning so I have no power in my engine.
This is just after replacing the windscreen. I'm selling it, and upgrading.
But despite the bad things, I've earned £850 today, and I've been prescribed morphine (permanently!) so I float about the place. Ace!!!! (Although diamorphine would be better).
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:58,
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