Seems I've missed a lot then
Was off work yesterday due to copious vomiting, then slept 12 hours last night still fully clothed. I'm back in work now, but feeling rather spaced out.

My favourite mental is the kind who has a massive online break/bertdown, flounces off, and then stays away forever.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hope you feel better soon
Copious vomiting is bad :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Cheers!
I'm amazed I zonked out for 12 hours though, only lay down to shift a headache, didn't even bother getting undressed as I figured I'd only nap for an hour.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Aw, bless.
I think I'm coming down with something myself. Hopefully not involving copious body fluids of any kind *crosses fingers*. I can't afford to be ill, working for the next three nights. Bah.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Here's hoping you manage to avoid being ill then!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:43, Reply)

This.
Although it might just be part of my EPIC hangover. Oh well, cuppa and a spliff with my neighbour soon, should sort me out.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I wondered where you'd got to
what's wrong with you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Plenty of things
But as far as illness goes, I started throwing up Tuesday after work, and continued for a good chunk of the night. Seems to have settled down now, and I'm starting to feel hungry which is usually a good sign of recovery.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:34, Reply)

well, yes, obviously
I meant this time.

Doesn't sound good. You probably caught whatever Mr and Dr Catfaceceilidhband had
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:35, Reply)

That was my first thought
But I didn't get all the symptoms of the Norovirus. Still, feeling well enough to be in work, so here I am... on b3ta...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:38, Reply)

It affects different people differently
although if you didn't also shit your guts out it may not have been norovirus. Either way, if you got it at the bash, that means I may also have caught it.
/sigh
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I'm fairly hardy
I never seem to come down fully with bugs when they do the rounds. Hope you don't suffer though!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Why's that then eh?????

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Because we were all sat together in the pub
and norovirus is really fucking contagious?
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Plus there's all that sex...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:45, Reply)

That too, obviously

(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Did you forget I was in the room?
Or were you both putting on a show for me?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:50, Reply)

you were with them at the wedding as well though
when they were likely more contagious
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Maybe it's morning sickness
I was within 5ft of Catface on a number of occasions, and I forgot to take the Morning After pill...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:53, Reply)

that's it then, without a shadow of a doubt
it's TGB I feel sorry for, she was sat next to him for a while
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I feel sorry for her too.
No particular reason, just general pity.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Quadruplets at least

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:57, Reply)

at least she doesn't have to worry about tearing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I'll be amazed if they don't just bungee right out of there like some grotesque half-formed episode of Thunderbirds.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:02, Reply)

If anything, she'll have to worry about them rattling around like a fleshy pre-natal maraca

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

*high-fives*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:04, Reply)

*reciprocates*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Oh, so you were "together" in a "pub", "fucking"
interesting.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Jealousy is a cruel emotion.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:37, Reply)

We all knows who wears the trousers in that relationship.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:42, Reply)

He does
But she chooses which pair.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Sounds like Norovirus.
You shouldn't be in work, you'll have a couple more people of sick within a week now.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I don't really like anyone here.
Plus it was, ahem, one end only, rather than the double-ended violent liquidy explosions that the Norovirus usually causes.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I got noro last year
and it was only the "other" end. It affects different people differently. If you were somewhere with a Noro outbreak and you've been vomiting, it's going to be that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Well that puts everyone at the Crackface wedding at risk :/
Ah well, if people go off sick from here it won't be too bad, things wind down before xmas anyway.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:07, Reply)

any idea what the incubation period is?
I could really do with not having it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Pretty short actually
about 3 days as I recall.
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

It's pretty short generally
but can be a week or so. I think.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

No clue
But I would have caught it Saturday, and started puking Tuesday evening. You would have been 'exposed' Sunday, so last night you would have been heaving, if it follows my timeline.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

We had about 25, including babies
in a big country house for a weekend. 19 got it. The odds are not good. It's one of the most spectacularly infectious things there is out there.

The only thing that would put the odds better for your work lot than above is that we were all preparing food for each other before we realised, so that spreads it faster.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)