Happy Birthday you young ruffian
Time Lords don't age. And maybe your next regeneration will be more palatable for the missus to consider fellating.

Now, you're a clever chap; what the JUDDERING FUCK happened overnight in the cricket?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 9:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

79-3 in the second innings
this is going to be quite an exciting match!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I honestly thought this one looked in the bag after yesterday's play, and the way we've been batting
Should have known better than to underestimate the Baggy Green on their home turf. We're in for a nailbiter, Al
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 9:35, Reply)

we're in for I'm nail pillow
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Strikethrough fail

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 9:38, Reply)

what are you talking about Willis?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Fucks sakes
are

Epic pop culture reference fail
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Willis was added as an afterthought
so fuck you and the horse you rode in on
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Much better
*doffs cap*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 9:48, Reply)

So the Bob Willis (Former England bowler and current cricket commentator) connection was merely coincidental?

(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 9:49, Reply)

happy coincidence

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Well, if I delete the above, then you can respond to Darth with scorn for not getting the reference.

(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Never judge the first innings total until both teams have batted.

(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 9:42, Reply)

England batted like tossers - which doesn't upset me too much as it was bound to happen at some point.
Mitchell Johnson bowled well and swang the ball - which upsets me greatly. His bowling action is that of an enthusiastic twelve year old who has never actually seen the game and has only partly understood the description he's been given. His presence is an affront to the aesthetics of the game.
(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I'm sure the Aussies would say the same of Paul Collingwood
And if he wants to take 6 wickets (ha!) or rack up 62 runs at some crucial point in this series then I won't give a shit about his aesthetics
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Dec 2010, 9:48, Reply)