I thought he was racist.
When have I ever been racist towards you lot?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 18 Dec 2010, 16:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Actually.
I forgot this is the lying board.
Is this roleplay? Am I Hitler?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 18 Dec 2010, 16:51, Reply)

When have any of you lot been in a race which wasn't heading towards a hamburger van?
..etc.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 18 Dec 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I wasn't implying you were racist.
I was implying that you aren't funny.
( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)

If I was going for jokes I'd have started my post with "Here's a Joke:"
I'm not the turn, here.
Sometimes I say the nicest things, and people on here just want to argue.
If I'd logged in with a different username, you'd all treat me ever so nicely.

Imagine if I was a girl? I'd be fighting off the crater-faced with a shitty cyber-stick.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 18 Dec 2010, 17:04, Reply)

I'd rather not try to imagine you as a girl if you don't mind.

( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 17:06, Reply)

The feeling is mutual.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 18 Dec 2010, 17:10, Reply)

You don't have to.
There are pictures.
( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

I'm alright.
Cheers.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 18 Dec 2010, 17:16, Reply)