I'm in the south west
My family is in the north east.
My rural backwater has closed down, no buses at all, and the nearest train station is 30 miles away.
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That's a bit shit

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:20, Reply)

It is indeed
I have a mountain of presents that ive spent the last 2 weeks making.
Looking at the news I'm not the only one who has been thwarted by the inclement weather.
Sadly I didnt buy any festive food assuming I wouldnt be here and now I cant get to the nearest supermarket to stock up.
I may now end up being one of those saddos posting online on xmas day
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:28, Reply)

Ah rubbish!
Don't consider it sad, consider it alternative and edgy. Too cool for xmas and all that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:30, Reply)

Exactly
We rule!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:31, Reply)

I am actually going to have to trim up soon
Accursed forced xmas party at mine. I hate xmas decorations.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:33, Reply)

Not good.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:34, Reply)

If it wasn't for the fact that I want to drink more mulled things
I'd totally cancel it just so I didn't have to do this. I have to bake a cake too!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:36, Reply)

Can you bake?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:36, Reply)

Unfortunately, yes.
This means I have to bake cakes for people all the time.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:38, Reply)

Sweet!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:47, Reply)

I don't like doing it
I don't even fucking like cake.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:49, Reply)

Shock!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:51, Reply)

It's like I'm their tech-y person
But with cake.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:53, Reply)

Hahah

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:57, Reply)

Which is why I now work so hard to make people's expectations of me low

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:58, Reply)

Not good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:01, Reply)

I dunno
People are pretty used to me being entirely cunting useless now, it's nice to be able to surprise them from time to time.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:07, Reply)

I like that :)
I have a freezer full of dead aninal bits.
I can bake bread, cakes, biscuits and other carbo rich items
However I will probably get fresh fruit & veg withdrawal symptoms
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:48, Reply)

I can't remember the last time I ate fresh fruit or veg
and I'm still alive. You'll be fine. Stay strong!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:53, Reply)