I'd answer
but I've no idea what 'Noel's Christmas Presents' is.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:24, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Sentimental old wank.
Hosted by Noel 'Tidybeard' Edmonds. Basically he goes around people who have suffered the most unimaginable tragedy porn and brings them the joy of Christmas.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:49, Reply)

That sounds dire beyond belief
I really don't like sad things
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:50, Reply)

Then he wanks into the grieving widow's underwear drawer.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:52, Reply)

Sounds just like him

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:58, Reply)

To be fair,
he's only giving them the white Christmas they always dreamed of.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 18:59, Reply)

Pulling the Christmas pud
so as to speak
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 19:00, Reply)

Tugging the turkey.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 19:05, Reply)

pulling the cracker

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 19:48, Reply)