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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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man, I wish I had a petI spent a lot of today being mauled by my friend's kitten.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:13,
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so lush though.www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:14,
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awwwI think I'd like a house rabbit. I'd like hamsters again, but they don't live long enough and it makes me sad
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:17,
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A house rabbit?I think my ex had one of those, it lived in her bedside cabient.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:18,
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pff!perhaps one of those, too, at the rate I'm going
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:19,
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I'm just 'sympathy'hunting today
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:27,
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two 'there there'sand a passing fly
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:32,
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That is a shit days hunting.You didn't murder a fox or anything!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:36,
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there is some snow in a holeoutside my house. I'm pretty good at catching that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:42,
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yuponly got to the panto as a friend picked me up from the bottom of the hill. Taxi wouldn't even go up it. I think I'm stuck here until it thaws, now :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:45,
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Where?*Walks round in a really convoluted circle*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:09,
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after the surgery she will benot much anaesthetic
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:45,
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for the momentthe bollocks are unattached so it's handy for snow measurement
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:46,
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You can use that for gauging the temperature as well.The smaller they get, the colder it is.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:51,
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Eaten by alations!Alsoations? Alsations? Alsatians? Yeah, that's it.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:22,
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I can't spell.Bridget Jones complains she's going to be found dead eaten by Alsatians. Not sure how I got there though.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:52,
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I do that with my cat and he latches on like an alien face hugger.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:18,
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That is a fucking shit name for a cat.Call it something better.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:30,
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I hate stupid pet nameshe is just Joe, cool and badass.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:34,
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How can a cat be either 'cool' or 'badass'?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:37,
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My cat is the Fonz of the feline world.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:38,
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Your cat has thumbs and a leather jacket?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:42,
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And he's fucked the Polaskey twins(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:44,
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My cat is lovely.I want a fresh one though.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:21,
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I really confused someone by talking about how I was "meh" about Mullered but I really like Jeff.I like Jeff, not quite as much as Jeff likes dogs though
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:23,
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No, you're notI actually notice Jeff
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:40,
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Woo!Being noticed is enough for me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:41,
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And I said I liked you.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:44,
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I'd rather you edited that most and got rid of the 'd' (that would be the 3rd d, incase you are wondering)I'd sleep better.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:48,
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You're one of the b3tans I like that I haven't met yet.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:53,
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To be honest.The ones I have met, I remember very little about as I was drunk when I turned up.
I promise that NEXT TIME I'll turn up sober.
(Trust me though, I'm really not that interesting).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:56,
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I am an awful drunk.The b3tans I've spent the most time in person with will attest to this.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:57,
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you werequite drunk. Trying to imply I was asking that guy out *glares*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:58,
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I'm so upset I missed this bash.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:59,
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It was very funI had a good time. I don't think I did anything stupid
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:00,
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Don't think...Always the best way to be. Amsie keeps nagging me to organise a bash. I wonder what ulterior motives she might have...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:03,
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Well no-one has saidthat I did anything stupid :)
And you should definitely organise a bash.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:06,
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Are you still doing an Oxford one?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:10,
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yeah definitelyI was too lazy to do it in November, but if people are around in January/February then yeah absolutely
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:16,
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If you can put me up I'll be all over you like scabies.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:28,
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You can have the bedI'm generous like that :P
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:33,
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<3Keep me posted.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:36,
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To be fair.I'd made it clear all week that I have something else on that day, and I would be spending the day drinking.
As it happens, me drinking the best part of 9 pints of cloudy before turning up isn't going to allow me to make the greatest of first impressions.
I should have sacked the night off and saved myself for another bash, but Blousie was down, and I wanted to meet her.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:00,
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You didn't makeall that bad an impression. Well, at least no-one seems to have put you on ignore, yet
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:04,
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Woo!I just wish I'd have been able to have juggled things so I could have turned up sensible, sober and full over conversation, rather than hungry, drunk and demading cake!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:07,
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they do go off after a while(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:26,
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And that is how you make cat-nip.From stale cats.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:32,
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