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It's time for a happy threadbefore we all sink into self loathing
Why was your weekend awesome?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 20:57,
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Because I'm awesome?Ergo, everything around me must be awesome by default.
This post may contain lies
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 20:59,
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i reckonstacking up on self belief probably does make things better
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:08,
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Cause one of Beckhams kids looks like Lord Voldemort.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:07,
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I just bought a great bag on ebay(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:09,
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does it contain a portal to another dimension?that would be the best kind of bag
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:12,
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Nah I'm totally waitinguntil I get a Tardis
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:21,
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when you do, can I have a lift?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:27,
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some exciting other planetwith adventures
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:32,
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sounds good to meI could really do with that right now
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:33,
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then let us away!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:35,
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It was YOUYOU bought my ex-mother-in-law!
How much did I make?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:13,
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Tony McCoy, your thoughts?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:16,
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Worthy winner.I mean, you won't be able to win money on anyone else on a daily basis, so if you've been following him all season, there is every chance you'll have made enough to warrant a 50p phone call.
I'd have liked The Power to have won it though.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:19,
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I wanted MacDowell but appreciate Tonys achievements. He is the best of the best.I don't class darts as a sport but he has dominated that game like no other in anyrhing else.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:24,
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Well what is darts if it isn't a sport?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:32,
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A skill game. Like Snooker(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:35,
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SKILL?www.playgroundlaw.com/cgi-bin/browse.pl?sid=645
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:36,
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niceIn my opinions if a sport has zero athletic requirement it is relegated to being a skill game.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:39,
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Well you need arms that work.And balance.
You throw yourself a 180 and tell me it isn't a sport!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:45,
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no athleticism, it's the same as Jenga.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:47,
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Bollocks back at you!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:54,
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501 finishing on a double.'Throws first bollock'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:58,
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Not muchwhich is partially why it's great :)
She's very capacious
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:22,
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Be warned.This bag might turn on you at any point.
And there is no point in having a conversation with it, you won't get a word in.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:28,
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My cat loves me.But on the other hand I am this close to getting out of bed and putting sunglasses on, the world is full of hurt.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:10,
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My cat keeps bitng me at the mo. He is playing but recently he has gone mental.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:10,
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My cat keeps sticking his face in a plastic bag that once held ready-cooked bacnI'm so afraid he'll suffocate I've put it in my wardrobe.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:11,
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The cat or the bacon bag?what if the cat finds Narnia and fucks off?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:13,
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man, I wish I had a petI spent a lot of today being mauled by my friend's kitten.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:13,
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so lush though.www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:14,
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awwwI think I'd like a house rabbit. I'd like hamsters again, but they don't live long enough and it makes me sad
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:17,
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A house rabbit?I think my ex had one of those, it lived in her bedside cabient.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:18,
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pff!perhaps one of those, too, at the rate I'm going
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:19,
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I'm just 'sympathy'hunting today
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:27,
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two 'there there'sand a passing fly
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:32,
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That is a shit days hunting.You didn't murder a fox or anything!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:36,
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there is some snow in a holeoutside my house. I'm pretty good at catching that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:42,
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yuponly got to the panto as a friend picked me up from the bottom of the hill. Taxi wouldn't even go up it. I think I'm stuck here until it thaws, now :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:45,
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Where?*Walks round in a really convoluted circle*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:09,
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after the surgery she will benot much anaesthetic
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:45,
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for the momentthe bollocks are unattached so it's handy for snow measurement
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:46,
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You can use that for gauging the temperature as well.The smaller they get, the colder it is.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:51,
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Eaten by alations!Alsoations? Alsations? Alsatians? Yeah, that's it.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:22,
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I can't spell.Bridget Jones complains she's going to be found dead eaten by Alsatians. Not sure how I got there though.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:52,
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I do that with my cat and he latches on like an alien face hugger.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:18,
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That is a fucking shit name for a cat.Call it something better.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:30,
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I hate stupid pet nameshe is just Joe, cool and badass.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:34,
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How can a cat be either 'cool' or 'badass'?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:37,
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My cat is the Fonz of the feline world.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:38,
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Your cat has thumbs and a leather jacket?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:42,
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And he's fucked the Polaskey twins(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:44,
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My cat is lovely.I want a fresh one though.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:21,
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I really confused someone by talking about how I was "meh" about Mullered but I really like Jeff.I like Jeff, not quite as much as Jeff likes dogs though
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:23,
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No, you're notI actually notice Jeff
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:40,
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Woo!Being noticed is enough for me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:41,
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And I said I liked you.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:44,
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I'd rather you edited that most and got rid of the 'd' (that would be the 3rd d, incase you are wondering)I'd sleep better.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:48,
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You're one of the b3tans I like that I haven't met yet.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:53,
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To be honest.The ones I have met, I remember very little about as I was drunk when I turned up.
I promise that NEXT TIME I'll turn up sober.
(Trust me though, I'm really not that interesting).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:56,
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I am an awful drunk.The b3tans I've spent the most time in person with will attest to this.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:57,
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you werequite drunk. Trying to imply I was asking that guy out *glares*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:58,
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I'm so upset I missed this bash.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:59,
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It was very funI had a good time. I don't think I did anything stupid
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:00,
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Don't think...Always the best way to be. Amsie keeps nagging me to organise a bash. I wonder what ulterior motives she might have...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:03,
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Well no-one has saidthat I did anything stupid :)
And you should definitely organise a bash.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:06,
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Are you still doing an Oxford one?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:10,
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yeah definitelyI was too lazy to do it in November, but if people are around in January/February then yeah absolutely
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:16,
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If you can put me up I'll be all over you like scabies.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:28,
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You can have the bedI'm generous like that :P
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:33,
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<3Keep me posted.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:36,
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To be fair.I'd made it clear all week that I have something else on that day, and I would be spending the day drinking.
As it happens, me drinking the best part of 9 pints of cloudy before turning up isn't going to allow me to make the greatest of first impressions.
I should have sacked the night off and saved myself for another bash, but Blousie was down, and I wanted to meet her.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:00,
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You didn't makeall that bad an impression. Well, at least no-one seems to have put you on ignore, yet
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:04,
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Woo!I just wish I'd have been able to have juggled things so I could have turned up sensible, sober and full over conversation, rather than hungry, drunk and demading cake!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:07,
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they do go off after a while(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:26,
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And that is how you make cat-nip.From stale cats.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:32,
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It really wasn'tit was in fact actually quite far removed from awesome. It has picked up in the last few hours due to making some seriously nomtious red onion marmalade and buying a gorgeous pair of boots on ebay.
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And there is the fact you rock berk.Don't forget that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:43,
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:)you are ebay successful as well then
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:46,
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IndeedI don't usually like gold or metallic things, but that matches a belt I have
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:56,
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Because it won't be fake.... Oh no.....(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:03,
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If it's fake I'll send it backand since Donna Karan isn't as expensive as a lot of brands it's not that unusual
Edit: unless the bag is especially nice in which case it's a decent price just for a bag
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:10,
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You'd pay considerably morein accessorize, for example, for the same thing. Even primark you'd probably struggle to get a bag like that for £9.
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^exactlythus I'll keep it if it's as nice as it looks
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:32,
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That is nothing I've not told you already!Plus I feel guilty about encouraging you to sack off the ex in exchange for Hot Bloke and that hasn't worked out, so I feel guilty. Well, guilty-ish
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:47,
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It was my decisionand I wasn't happy with the ex, although I still have my doubts as to whether it was the right decision, but I suspect that's at least partially* due to loneliness and boredom.
*mostly
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I know that.But I gave you a lot of ribbing, and like hasn't been a bed of roses for you since.
So I'm allowed to feel a bit bad.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 21:54,
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Don't worry, I don't lose any sleep over this
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:05,
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Went out for a quick pint with.the bezzie.Four pints, a double, three shots and an Italian later, I can categorically state that this is *not* a quick pint. Fun.
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Cheers Jeff.Trying to get myself home now though. Busy day tomorrow! Unfortunately it looks like this may not be allowed :/
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We're sharing a cab homeAnd other people want to carry on. Plus, it is physically impossible for me to turn a free drink down.
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And turning down a drink with anyone is rude too.Never forget that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:06,
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I managed to escape the midlands because I'd remembered to bring snow chains.phew!
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AAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHin the spirit of enquiry I just bit in to a scotch bonnet chilli. It burns, IT BURNSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
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Get ye to some milk.Ouch.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:11,
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And on no account, for whatever inexplicable reason, put your hands anywhere near your genitalia before washing them thoroughly.(, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:13, Reply)
Or contact lenses/dad advice
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:14,
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Ouch.However, horrendously painful experiences aside, my old housemate and I managed to successfully brew an ale flavoured with a scotch bonnet. (It tasted quite nice, but I think we've been too afraid to drink the remainder)
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I remember you sayingI reckon all the sloes will be gone, I wanted to make sloe gin. If you can find fucking elderflowers in London, you should be able to find fucking sloes.
/expecting the "What about regular sloes?" joke
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:22,
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But elderflower plants are total slagssloes ARE harder to find. Unless of course you schlep down to Borough market, but that's cheating somehow I feel.
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I'm only a short schlep from there.But foraging is free, I guess. And Borough Market rapes your wallet unless you get all the remaining produce at closing time
/lived on free pies
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:27,
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Haha, nice work!Yeah, borough market is fun to visit but I'd want to go more often if I lived in London, and I doubt I could afford it, it really is incredibly overpriced if you want to actually source stuff for a whole meal rather than just odds and sods.
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If I had my kitchen from homedown in London, I'd cook so muchI made a lovely dish last night, and whipped the leftovers into a tasty and healthy meal. In London I'm so weirded out by my kitchen I live on packet food.
Last year I developed a fear of my fridge.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:33,
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Hahahahahahahahahahaask Himjim what my house is like.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:46,
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I itched my noseand now both that and my lips (on my MOUTH, thankyou) are burning. *whimpers*
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I have neither yoghurt nor milkI have settled for bunging some creme fraiche on it and now feel intensely stupid.
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Permission to giggle at the comical mental image this has given me?(, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 22:28, Reply)
Because I'm back home.Real food and access to a tele. Also I'm taking the absolute michael on Football Manager with Brighton.
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It's been 4 days long so farAnd I'm off tomorrow too.
It's all good.
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