my mum's taken to sending me e-cards
because she knows I don't like real cards. But the bastard website tells her when I've opened it, what is this, 1984?!?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This morning I got two Amazon gift certificates from my nice aunts and uncles
Less to open Christmas Day, but a good gift nonetheless.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:14, Reply)

wrap up an empty box with AMAZONG VOUCHERS written on the side

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Effort
I have idly thought about making a boxing-glove-on-a-spring-in-a-box for my sister, but it'd have to be a heavy duty wooden box in order to be able to use a spring powerful enough to knock her out.

Bought her and her fella Dexter Season 4 instead.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:18, Reply)

just punch her when she opens it.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Printing this out so you're to blame

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:22, Reply)

yeah I'm sure "the internet told me to do it" will hold up

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:26, Reply)