they've sold out of the pyjama onesies,
THIS IS DEVASTATING
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Devastating because this means that lots of people are wearing pj-onesies, right?
I was talking about these with my friend yesterday. I said "I mean, what a way to signal that you've completely given up on being alluring at all". Which is when she told me that her partner had asked for some for christmas :/
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I wanted the cow print one :(

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:22, Reply)

You'd probably be able to pull it off
I assume.

He, on the other hand, is 32 and has spent the past five years acting about 60. He wears long-johns ffs.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Is it Monty?
Oh, thought you said 52.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:28, Reply)

*narrows eyes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:30, Reply)

You should put your glasses on old timer.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Are you the nice man from the Post Office?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Yes, now just give me your chequebook.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Do they even still use them at the Post Office?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:52, Reply)

He's a good friend
But I have no idea why she puts up with him being such a boring fucker. I would kill myself if my life were as boring as hers.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I have heated cow boots as well
Wiggy says they're the least sexy thing he's ever seen me in
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Some people can look good in anything.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:23, Reply)