I'll admit I'm bad at chauvanism
but it seemed more inventive than "fuck off"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bless
You're worse than someone who is PMS-ing, you really are. Lighten the fuck up, I thought you homosexualists were all happiness and sunshine?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Not when people ruin our SCD-related fun we're not
I actually want to Jive on my dickhead colleague's throat. Whilst being partnered by The Widdecombe.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Even she isn't that desperate for a partner

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Sorry
What part of "fuck off" above are you struggling to comprehend?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Why aren't I allowed to join in the fun of calling you a bumder?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:39, Reply)

My apologies
ALL of you fuck off

Better?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Thank you

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Look at us being civil to each other
I'm not sure I like it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Season of good will, innit?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Let's see how many B3tans that extends to
In the interest of the same, I should say that I actually have no problem with Northumberland, and would like to apologise for insinuating that it bore resemblance to a planet wasted by a millennia-long war of attrition
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:01, Reply)

S'alright darth.
Internet banter.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I really need to get my head around this concept, don't I

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I know, that was civil, wasn't it.
I don't like it, it feels dirty.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:02, Reply)

And dirty is... bad?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Valid point.
I should have said "I feel a bit sick".
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I have that effect on a lot of people
It's the face that does it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:14, Reply)

The 'soon to be on the telly' face!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Yep
I fully expect emergency services to be inundated with calls as several million people spontaneously lose their lunches at exactly the same moment
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

You two are like the Batman and Catwoman of O/T
At each others throats one minute, the next, teaming up for the greater good.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Plus, Darth looks great in a catsuit
He even brings his own.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Wrong on both counts
Especially the first
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

What a shame
You could buy one for the sake of saving /OT though, right?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Why on earth would I have any interest in saving this motley bunch of miscreants?
I doubt they'd thank me if I rode to the rescue in something that tight
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Yeah, but if you're not catwoman that means I have to be.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

We could take a vote on it
But I'm pretty confident that given the choice of you or I in a PVC catsuit B3ta, and indeed the sighted world, would prefer you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Let's ask them.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)

This can't end well for you
Either B3ta votes that you have to be Catwoman, or that they'd rather see me in a catsuit than you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:32, Reply)

That's what I want to know.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)

That is by far the greatest compliment any B3tan has ever given me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

You're certainly bad at spelling it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:37, Reply)