She's Biffa Bacon's sister.
Also I can't decide whether the blonde girl in the second photo is in the act of spraining her ankle or if she actually has a club foot.
(Cave Duck, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I witnessed a scantily clad young lady
go arse over tit a couple of weeks ago because the 6 inch killer heels she was wearing were utterly ineffectual as snow tyres.

I laughed from the comfort of my warm and well driven car, as I'd just stopped to wave her across the road.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I bet you'd polished that a bit of ice like a scottish curler and had spent at least half an hour circling back to it, stopping each time to wave across potential victims.

(Cave Duck, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Uncanny. it's almost as though you were there.
I imagine that the effect of turning up at the pub wearing a short, skin tight and hot little black number was somewhat tempered by the addition of two badly skinned knees and a twisted ankle.

Stupid bint.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Scantily clad young ladies
are one of the few things in life that make getting up in the morning worthwhile.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:14, Reply)