I went out for my friends birthday on saturday
she had a limo
it was awesome
until I somehow managed to slice a chunk off my finger, couldn't tell you how tho because I was drunk off my face
but they had this awesome sign in the limo that said on one side "You're hot" and "Let's make out" on the other. So I stole it and flashed it at loads of people.

I also had the worst hangover of my life yesterday. Laid in bed for hours during the day and I never, never do that.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:30, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is there no stigma with being seen in a limo on your side of the pond?
How is your hand now?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

it fucking hurts, it had scabbed up but Echo stood on it this morning with her massive hoof and it squeezed a load of blood out
also, we live in the country, it's like a dream to be able to ride in a limo
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Limos are shit
but I have worked out for 9 people it's cheaper to get to london in a limo than it is to go by train.

I don't have 9 friends though so that is an example of useless maths.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

well we had nine in this limo
and it was awesome
FUCKING AWESOME
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)

What kind of limo was it?
And by that, I mean 'what colour was it?'
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:57, Reply)

white
soooooo trashy ;)
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Oooh brilliant
Did you stand out of the sunroof and everything?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Limo = Swansea slag taxi
no offence, like
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)

you're speaking forrin again, love

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:03, Reply)

slut cab?
is that how you say it in americanese?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:04, Reply)

oh, I knew that part but you lost me at swansea

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:59, Reply)