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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Also the subject of a recent joke I heard.
Three expectant mums in the ante natal waiting room are all knitting away furiously. One reaches for her handbag, takes out a pill and swallows it.
"What was that?" asked one of the other mums to be. "Vitamin D supplement" she replied, explaining that she wanted her child to have the best start in life, and go on to become to become healthy and strong boned. She goes back to her knitting.
Second mum to be also reaches for her handbag and she too pops a pill into her mouth and swallows.
"Folic acid. Say no more", she says, spotting the other women's quizzical looks. They nod, approvingly, and return to their knitting.
Third woman reaches for her bag and like the others, takes a pill and swallows. "Thalidomyde", she explains.
"Thalidomyde?? Are you fucking mad?"
"No", she says, looking up from her knitting, "I can't do sleeves".
(, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
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