Pretty much everyone
I'm a mistrustful sort.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

really?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:49, Reply)

WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT???
You're another one, aren't you? Spying on me through the TV. You won't catch me you know. I know who you work for.

(fizzzzz....)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:56, Reply)

I have an iPod full of your thoughts

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:58, Reply)

That's a very unappealling prospect
Although the mucky thoughts might fetch a few bob if you sold them to Men Only as "True letters."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:04, Reply)

Are you willing to trust me long enough to perhaps arrange some remixes?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:09, Reply)

Mucky thought remixes?
I'm not sure what sort of authorities you'd need to notify if you downloaded my head to an i-pod.

Interesting concept - I'll go along with it if you're prepared to submit to the same experiment. Otherwise we'll call it a draw.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)

I could possibly be executed
but then hopefully my death would not be in vain
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:18, Reply)

Unless by injection
In which case it'd be in vein.

Sorry - that's the sort of pun I'd normally expect of Jeff.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:27, Reply)

I was hoping that redheads would be considered even sexier

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:33, Reply)

The Thought Police
Care not about skin or hair tone.

Yer' nicked, son. Off to the Ministry.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:38, Reply)