You forget how easy it is to get pissed when you haven't had a drink for two months.
I'm still smashing Football Manager mind, only now I'm shouting obscenities at the little virtual men whilst in my pants.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Who are you managing?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:33, Reply)

Brighton.
Got promoted last season (I had a seventeen point lead at the top but blew it and scraped winning the league on goal difference on the last day), just beat Swansea 4-1 at home in my first game in the Championship.
I have next to no money so am trying to sort loans and free transfers for about eight million players. If Eider Gudjohnsen accepts my offer I will do a merry dance.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:41, Reply)

Have you got them a new stadium yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:43, Reply)

Yeah.
Only 14k turned up for Swansea though, the fair weather bastards.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:45, Reply)

There were probably all too busy bumming each other to remember to go.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:47, Reply)

Why do you think I moved to Brighton in the first place?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:51, Reply)

Less competition for Clunge?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:53, Reply)

That's what I tell my folks to keep them happy.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:58, Reply)

I thought you were a student in Newcastle for some reason.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:58, Reply)

I am.
I was talking about virtual Football Manager me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:06, Reply)

Is your managerial name
Justin Fashanu?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:08, Reply)

it is covered in snow right now

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:50, Reply)