I'd love to meet up for a drink if you do come down here
There's not too much to do in Stratford, there are the Shakespeare tourist sites and the theatre, but if you love that stuff then it's definitely worth a weekend here!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:15, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My son likes Stratford.
He's at college in Moreton Morrell though so anything's an improvement.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:19, Reply)

When my friend Andy got married for the second time we booked him and his wife a weekend in Stratford with tickets to see Van Morrison.

(Cave Duck, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I thought you said he was your friend.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Indeed, so much so that I was able to overcome the fact that they had professional singer sing "Have I Told You Lately"
as they walked down the aisle due to it being "their song"

Just when you thought this time of year couldn't get anymore sickeningly saccharine.
(Cave Duck, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Aye
Moreton Morrel is, from what I remember, fucking dull.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Stop trying to lure an innocent young homosexual
into your den of chiniquity.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I am really fucking pleased with this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Don't blame you
Sadly your self promotion is what drew me to it, so no click for you!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I'm sure I shall find a way to cope.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:23, Reply)

That'd be wicked
We're going to see the musical production of Matilda one weekend in January
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:22, Reply)

It's apparently really good
My ex works at the theatre there, she's seen it a fair few times.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Yeah the reviews are resoundingly positive
It was my favourite book when I was about 8 and the music & lyrics are by Tim Minchin, who - and I don't give a shit what brickbats I get for this - we both love. Especially the missus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Pretty sure the ex has met him, and says he's a nice chap

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Hm. Torn.
Between my typical starry-eyed reaction of "OMLG INTRODUCE ME" and the knowledge that if Ms Foxtrot meets him she might elope with him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I doubt he'll be there when you come
He was there for the opening nights, but not sure as to his whereabouts at the moment.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I'm still amazed I got away with "OMLG"
Am actually really looking forward to Stratford, and a pint with you would be a crackin' bonus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Let me know when you get it all booked and I'll make a note in my calendar!
Would be a pleasure to meet you and the good lady.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Yeah that'd be triffic mate
We're most likely looking at the weekend of the 15th/16th, confirmation to follow if/when I get tickets to Matilda
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I wouldn't worry.
I reckon he's even gayer than you are.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I can see why you'd think so
but he's got biological offspring-based evidence of his heterosexuality, which I am unlikely to ever provide
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I saw Twelth Night in Stratford, fucking superb

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:23, Reply)

I saw King Lear in Stratford.
It was fucking terrible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:23, Reply)

I don't bother going to the theatre
No car chases, explosions, and not enough boobs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Nowhere NEAR enough boobs for my liking.
Just some dried-up old pooves bellowing in an unconvincing manner.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:26, Reply)

You must have loved the first five minutes of Caprica
Which I saw for the first time last night
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Not actually seen Caprica
Have started watching It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, which, although American, could have been written by b3tans.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I like the bit where he dies from AIDS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I don't know if you're joking or not, only seen the first season
But already the guys have done the following to try to get laid:
* Pretend to have cancer
* Pretend to be crippled
* Pretend to have known some drunk patron who died in their bar, so they could knob his fit daughter
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I was making out
that I thought you were talking about execrable Hanks benderfest 'Philadelphia', for comedic purposes.

I think it was a resounding success, don't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Never seen it
But the dying of AIDS thing could easily be a plotline in this tv show.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I've never seen it either.
It's a film about a bender with AIDS - not exactly 'One Armed Boxer II'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I did see a kung fu film
Where a guy with no arms teams up with a guy with no legs to whup wholesale ass.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Cripple Fu?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:03, Reply)

You are referring to 'Two Crippled Heroes'
My brother and I regard it as one of the best.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:09, Reply)

That's the one!
A classic, I must agree.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I'm glad someone else likes
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Fantastic show, really unlike most American comedy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I saw 'As You Like It' In Stratford...

Imagine my surprise when in fact it wasn't 'As I like it' at all. I definitely like it with less melancholy, and more funneh.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:26, Reply)