You're going to have to widen your net hon.

( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I dunno, I have standards.
I mean, she doesn't have to fulfil all these criteria, but at least a handful would be nice.

edit: *adds "at least a handful" to criteria*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:54, Reply)

I mean look further afield than your town or even county.
And a handful is always nice : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:56, Reply)

Oh I see yeah, bigger net as opposed to bigger holes in the net.
I don't wanna catch a whale. Anyway yeah, I like the idea of walking distance, maybe a hundred miles or whatever. Then I could get shit glasses and pretend to be half of The Proclaimers, that's bound to attract some fanny.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:01, Reply)

Hahaha!
You know what I mean.
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:09, Reply)