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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What sort of person do you go for?
A hard hunk dreamboat? A slothy 'real' man? The Unavailable? .....etc.

I'm not talking about fantasies, I'm talking about who you would like to end up spending a long time with.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:19, 152 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
If she's not got a nice personality, she can fuck right off.
Beyond that, I'm not too fussy. Don't get me wrong, I will of course be drawn to attractive girls more often, but it's very rare for me to disregard anyone because of how they look.

Just no forrins
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:21, Reply)
Same here really.
Looks wise, I like a girl who'd feel just as comfy in an over-sized hoodie as she would in a nice dress. I like girls who are understand and considerate, girls who like a good laugh but also don't mind talking about shit things. Personailty is the bigger win for me.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:44, Reply)
I find passion very attractive.
I don't mean passion in a romantic sense, but when you see someone so excited or animated about a topic they care deeply about, then that's fantastic to see.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:46, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:48, Reply)
good point,
also nice tits
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:16, Reply)
that is a good point
I'm very passionate about things I like and enjoy seeing other people the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:16, Reply)
You need to see me at Ashton Gate after a few pints of cider and us getting a late winner.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:18, Reply)
I don't really know anymore : (
Is it foolish for a woman like me to say she wants to be swept off her feet?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:25, Reply)
Not at all

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:27, Reply)
Then I want to be swept of my feet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:37, Reply)
someone who makes it all seem alright

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:27, Reply)
!!!
fancy seeing you here
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:28, Reply)
i have missed you :(

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:29, Reply)
i am here my edling i have been DRAMAS :(

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:32, Reply)
oh for noes!
what DRAMAS that sounds unfortunate
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:33, Reply)
my face got burned with the cold. and my lips were so numb i couldnt form words
and i cried. several times. but its ok now i am home and have acquired alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:34, Reply)
oh man thats okay so long as you are okay now!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:37, Reply)

&hearts
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:40, Reply)
Your mum?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:30, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:30, Reply)
that seems unlikely

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:31, Reply)
Never say never young fella-me-lad.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:32, Reply)
funny ones. and clever ones. together
i couldnt give a fuck about the rest.
i well fancy one of my bosses he's dead old and geeky. and married :( but fuck me he's smart.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:27, Reply)
someone that's funny, likes me for me, wants to be with only me
but apparently that's harder to find than fucking atlantis
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:30, Reply)
if you weren't such a detestable person you might do better

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:32, Reply)
true
I should probably just go kill myself
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:35, Reply)
i agree!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)
HAHA NAH I'm too fucking awesome to kill myself
maybe you should, tho
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:53, Reply)
yeah and im just looking for one fucking good one
and when i say 'where are all the good ones' some smart cunt says 'well YOU girls only go for the wankers'

err no. wanker tendencies are revealed only AFTER fucking, you know-all cuntlips
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:33, Reply)
you should at least try going out with someone who doesn't have a criminal record

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)
in all fairness, im pretty much the dodgy one in all my relationships

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:38, Reply)
Yeh', but doing a CRB check first might be a bit OTT

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:40, Reply)
you should be able to get references
from past girlfriends as to their cuntishness.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:41, Reply)
Hardly an unbias opinion though.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:45, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:38, Reply)
To be fair.
You are in a much bigger country than most of us, so you should have more chance of meeting your perfect match.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:35, Reply)
but I think you've got more people in yours than we do in ours

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:53, Reply)
I could answer this with one word but that'd be shit
so how about bright, funny, excitable, adventurous, feisty, knowledgeable, musical, sexy, caring, geeky, scientific, nurturing, decisive, open, honest, cute, cuddly and with mad cooking skillz. I know that's not too much to ask.

Edit: cider brain says "fit".
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)
You're going to have to widen your net hon.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:49, Reply)
I dunno, I have standards.
I mean, she doesn't have to fulfil all these criteria, but at least a handful would be nice.

edit: *adds "at least a handful" to criteria*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:54, Reply)
I mean look further afield than your town or even county.
And a handful is always nice : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:56, Reply)
Oh I see yeah, bigger net as opposed to bigger holes in the net.
I don't wanna catch a whale. Anyway yeah, I like the idea of walking distance, maybe a hundred miles or whatever. Then I could get shit glasses and pretend to be half of The Proclaimers, that's bound to attract some fanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:01, Reply)
Hahaha!
You know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:09, Reply)
It's a good list
but quite impossible
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:11, Reply)
It's not impossible in the slightest.
I firmly believe there's someone out there for everyone. Firmly, without question.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:22, Reply)
Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:26, Reply)
Really?
I'm inclined to disbelieve
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:32, Reply)
So, err, basically
you appear to have described me. Did you mean to? :P

EDIT - apart from possibly your boobage criteria, anyway.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:21, Reply)
*waggles eyebrows*
Who said that was about breasts?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:24, Reply)
I do have quite a sizeable arse it's true
and I'm also very modest *sniggers*
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:28, Reply)
It's ok, I have big hands.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:30, Reply)
Hehe

(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:33, Reply)
you just described me

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:18, Reply)
You know it baby.
How're your tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:29, Reply)
almost non-existent

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:53, Reply)
Someone funny and smart
pretty much the only two main requirements.

Edit: it would be lying to not say I'd rather they be fit, but compared to the other two things, not so important
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)
copier.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:45, Reply)
I can't help it if we're soul-twins haha

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:09, Reply)
The unavailable.
Every time. Also they have to be physically attractive because I'm a superficial arse.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:47, Reply)
You'll grow out of that.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:51, Reply)
Which one? Both I hope.
Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't go out with someone just because they were fit. There has to be a solid combination of looks and personality.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:13, Reply)
One day you'll find someone who's no looker but is someone you can't stop thinking about.
That day you will be a man my son.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:20, Reply)
says the person who basically fishes for sex with any old nob on here

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:32, Reply)
I have been here 4 years Mr Goblin.
And only dated one B3tan for 12 months.

*blows raspberry*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)
Do you intend using your mad shop-lifting skillz
To steal someone's heart?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:57, Reply)
It hasn't worked so far.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:15, Reply)
Oh Gonz
Are you sad now that Nancy from Hollyoaks has been spoiled by having a ride on Darren Osbourne?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:56, Reply)
Generally "the unobtainable"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:57, Reply)
You share qualities with Barry from Eastenders.
I hope your Will To Live has reduced by 11%.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:10, Reply)
It's ok I wash my clothes

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:25, Reply)
and as far as I know you are not a petty criminal

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:19, Reply)
woah woah
whats with the barry hating?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:31, Reply)
Rape is never petty

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:08, Reply)
If I'm going to try and answer this sensibly.
Someone kind, honest and trustworthy would be nice.

Really nice if they are clever and funny and like to spend a bit of time doing their own thing as well as taking in an interest in things I like doing.

Really, really nice would be if they were drop-dead gorgeous.

The icing on the cake would be if they were a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:08, Reply)
What about a woman who looked like a dog?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:18, Reply)
Been there, seen it, don't it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:25, Reply)
Intelligence and sense of humour
I'm deeply ashamed to admit that I would also like for once in my life to fall completely arse about tit in love with someone, but I'm not even sure I'm capable of it. I've never been in a relationship with anyone that I could imagine getting married and getting old with.

Glasses, facial hair and a demon in the sack would be nice too...
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:20, Reply)
It was only recently I felt that way about someone for the first time.
I thought I was the ice queen and let my guard down. Hahahahahaha!

Oh well!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:24, Reply)
Yeah
I have a horrible feeling this will probably happen. I wear my heart on my sleeve too much.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)
You've described me.
Well, bar the intelligence and sense of humour and the demon in the sack thing.

And I've only got facial hair because I've been too lazy to shave for a few days.

I do have glasses though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)
So I've described you
but only about 20%? I'm fairly easy going but I think settling for 20% of my criteria is probably a bit low even for me.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:30, Reply)
Hehe!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:30, Reply)
It's worse than you think berk.
I don't need glasses for everything, just some things.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:33, Reply)
You are not a true eye spacker!
clearly we can never be together.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)
Wait till you get to my age.
I'll be all 'have they got a pulse?'

And you'll consider them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:49, Reply)
That's where we differ then
I don't think I'd want that kind of love. Bit too intense
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:33, Reply)
Well, I might not like it
but I'd like to know if a) I'm capable of it and b) what it's like.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)
I can't even see myself liking it
or being capable of it. Self-preservation is important
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)
This is getting a bit weird.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:33, Reply)
Eh whut?
Why? I answered the question.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)
Yeah, and I'm the answer to your answer.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)
Hahahaha!
It's funny because it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)
Hehe, you big cowardly post-deleter
so, a demon in the sack, eh? Well, that's got to be worth at least a pint at the next bash..
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:44, Reply)
Just the one, mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:48, Reply)
Huzzah!
I can finally leave work. Back in a bit...
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:46, Reply)
Don't have a "sort", but
someone who's usually on the ball but a bit daft at times, has a similarly warped sense of humour, is not easily readable, and doesn't mind the odd bit of Canterbury prog or Klaus Schulze would be very welcome in Casa Gvpyvzjppvl. If they actually existed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:52, Reply)
Sorry Klaus Schulze
is on my playlist. But when I read 'Canterbury prog' I thought Chaucer
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:59, Reply)
More like this kind of thing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8KlOuxIPqk
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:08, Reply)
I'm not good on jazz
the jazz I do like tends to be a bit older
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:10, Reply)

a i

/obligatory strikethrough
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:13, Reply)
0/10 for effort.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:16, Reply)
ah come on!
it's nearly christmas and my brain in fried, you do a better one
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:21, Reply)
Sorry.
As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:23, Reply)
urgh
stale jizz.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:23, Reply)
I like breasts.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:59, Reply)
I have breasts.
We're soulmates.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:01, Reply)
Woo!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:22, Reply)
And Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:23, Reply)
you're in luck
we're all tits here
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:01, Reply)
I'm a cock.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:07, Reply)
sorry didn't mean to discriminate

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:08, Reply)
I knew I'd come to the right place.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:21, Reply)
God damn, me too.
Is there some kind of club I can join?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:08, Reply)
I hope so
I don't receive enough newsletters.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:20, Reply)
oh pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:29, Reply)
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack

/earworm
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:11, Reply)
I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
jacket

na na na na na na etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:54, Reply)

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