Lad I went to school with was caught pulling a knife on a bouncer, by a policeman
I've been informed that in the half second he was distracted by the appearance of a policeman, the bouncer decided to rearrange his face, and pretty much put his fist through it, taking the little shit off his feet, landing on the back of his head.

He woke up in hospital with a broken nose, a fractured jaw, several missing teeth, and one hell of a headache. Add to that, he's now got a police caution to his name, and it wasn't the brightest idea ever. He always was a fucking cunt though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)