Yesterday in hospital, the floor was vibrating really baddly, like an earthquack.
Nobody else seemed to notice, so I asked a nurse, but she didn't understand, she could hardly speak english. I felt quite Daily Mail about the whole thing, maybe feeling vibrations (like, quite strong ones), might have been a medical thing. Eventually I thought "Fuck it, if it's gonna kill me, it's gonna kill me" and told her not to worry about it.

I then looked at my jug of water and saw it was vibrating, and I knew that the building would collapse rather than me have some sort of horrible shakey problem.... and that is how Jurrasic Park made me realise I wasn't having a panic attack.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:27, Reply)