Just be yourself.
That usually works.
( wanderlust, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*cries*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:28, Reply)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:29, Reply)

There there
/Jeff
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Only joking...
But if you sing 'angels' to me or kick me in the fanny I will have to steal all of your MDs and never speak to you again.
( wanderlust, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:36, Reply)

if you took all of his MDs you'd be incapable of speaking again. To anyone. Ever!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I can make no honest promise
not to do either of those things - perhaps I could segue from 'Angels' into Carl Douglas' perennial hit 'Kung Fu Fighting', and then kick you in the fanny during the instrumental breakdown?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:41, Reply)

And they say romance is kicking your missus in the fanny.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Your imaginary dinner will be in our imaginary dog.

( wanderlust, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Oh come on.
It'll be more of a symbolic kick in the fanny than a full-on 20-yard run-up toe punt job. I genuinely don't see what the problem is here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Feet should not go near fannies!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Tell that to Dane Bowers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Careful.
Athlete's Cunt is a bastard to shift.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:31, Reply)