Apparently I have a stomach of steel.
I did feel shocking the next day though, and my hangovers aren't usually that bad.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I love a pint of the black stuff
but what it does to my guts is horrific
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Oi!
Some of us actually DO have the shits at the moment, you know. Show a little compassion!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:41, Reply)

The bottom falls out of your world
when the world falls out of your bottom
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I have taken loperamide hydrochloride
And that appears to have stemmed the tide for now. Some paracetamol and another pint of water is the next step.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:50, Reply)

lopera thalido hydrochloride
stemmed the tide stopped the fucker kicking
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Have you tried a cork?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I was contemplating it at one point
I don't have any paracetamol but I do have Lemsip, that has paracetamol in. That's not going to kill me, is it?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:03, Reply)

What am I, a doctor?
I read a book called "House to House" about an american soldiers experience in Iraq. After 11 days of continuous urban fighting he had the shits so bad he tore up a t-shirt and stuffed it up his arse.

Semper fi!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Blimey
I just had a dodgy scotch egg.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I assume that's slang for MASSIVE DRUGZ
wobbly-eggs
persian rugs
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 11:38, Reply)