18 years of unbroken abstinence -shakes head-
It means I've lost out on my second biggest trump card in "I have never".

Good luck! I find gift-wrapping so difficult, especially with thin paper. Sister's has been triple-wrapped as the corners kept pokign through. Sip the cider as you go. It'll make the last presents you wrap entertaining shapes.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Sip instead of glug.
ROGER!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I really fucking fancy some sloe gin.
TEE TOTAL HOUSE NOOOOOOOOOOOO
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I went walking with my folks a few weeks back and when we stopped for lunch I went investigating like I often do.
I found a few sloe bushes, went and got a container from my mum and picked fucking loads of them, like spent half an hour picking. They're steeping as we speak, should be ready in the middle of January, gonna dip them in chocolate and give them away as mad liquor sweets.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)