Merry New Year...
...and all that stuff.

What are you up to this Christmas Eve? Me= driving one of the last trains out of London tonight, hoping much merriment and no drunken twats to ruin it.

Alt Q: Xmus Films you always watch...
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:49, 38 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Didn't you flounce off about six months ago slinging threats around like some horrendous Fat Controller/White Knight genetic malformation?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I fucking love your beard.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:56, Reply)

LIKE IT THEN! I do too.
Maybe this'll work:
www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=5560077&l=8a6cff92c6&id=649811593
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Duly done.
How are you doing? I just made over a kilo of gingerbread dough so I'm just nursing my abused hands before I start rolling it out and baking it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I was just out shopping and through the haze of latent rage at other shoppers and a slight self-satisfied glow of having bought some nice gifts
I treated myself to half a kilo of top-quality bacon from the butcher. I'm tempted to eat the whole lot with a selection of sauces before I go out tonight.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I bought one gift in mid-November, another online, and the other back in Manc.
They're pretty nice, I'm just disappointed my dad's is fairly small. And a bit odd.

As for the bacon, do it. I'm starting to lose my taste for it, actually. Might go back to out-and-out veggi-ism.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I couldn't revert to vege, 28 years was more than enough thanks.
Now I've got to wrap twelve gifts while not polishing-off the last litre of cider in the fridge before going out tonight.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:11, Reply)

18 years of unbroken abstinence -shakes head-
It means I've lost out on my second biggest trump card in "I have never".

Good luck! I find gift-wrapping so difficult, especially with thin paper. Sister's has been triple-wrapped as the corners kept pokign through. Sip the cider as you go. It'll make the last presents you wrap entertaining shapes.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Sip instead of glug.
ROGER!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I really fucking fancy some sloe gin.
TEE TOTAL HOUSE NOOOOOOOOOOOO
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I went walking with my folks a few weeks back and when we stopped for lunch I went investigating like I often do.
I found a few sloe bushes, went and got a container from my mum and picked fucking loads of them, like spent half an hour picking. They're steeping as we speak, should be ready in the middle of January, gonna dip them in chocolate and give them away as mad liquor sweets.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Nope, Don't think so.
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Seven months then.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post729777
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Flounce?
That's hardly flouncing - and I reserve the right to be pissed off at twats who think it's funny to stalk friends of mine.
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I don't think that's a flounce
and I should know.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Oh, ok.
Didn't you then claim you were leaving forever because someone had linked you to your account, or something? Then delete the post? I'm sure there's a reason I think you're a prick.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I'd quite like to know who would be pathetic enough to phone someone up at 1 in the morning because their b3tards account... which by the way, has the most minimal security I could possibly imagine.... got attacked.
Did they host bank statements on there or something?

Tell me though, what was her name? Did you get at least a bumhole picture out of it? A month's rent on the mortgage? I donno what I would prefer, I like both bumholes _and_ shelter.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I am making my marmalade
and helping tidy up after being dragged to confession

Alt Q: I think I've answered this three times now. Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence and Some Like it Hot
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Oh lol confession
I have forgotten the prayers you're meant to say. I half-remember the "Bless me father for I have sinned; it has been _____ since my last confession and these are my sins".
By this point it'll probably be "9 years" and I'd be in there for 3 hours.

How are you doing, love?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Haha I didn't know any of the prayers either
but the local priest is fantastic. We had a little talk about theology and that was about it.

I'm good thanks. How are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I have half-cut-half-blistered one of my fingers
But I'm fine. It's a bit chilly in my house but it always is.

My mum is worried I'm going to get ill (I was horrific last Christmas- stopped moving, talking and eating for about a week) and I keep almost saying "Don't worry, I'll be fine- I had JeffAIDS in November". There needs to me a more socially acceptable/non-b3tan way of saying this.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

How'd you do that?
Same illness worries here. Everytime I sneeze or cough I get worried looks, and my inhaler practically sets off convulsions in others. I just tell them it's the catAIDS
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Stirrin'. It's hard work.
Hope you're ok, though. And you're not too smothered!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Yeah I'm good
I'm feeling much better thanks. Smoothed things over with your sister?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)

i shall shortly be going out
to the local brewery to get a halfpin of beer, which I shall be consuming over the next few days.

practice abstinence, kids!
( Kroney, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

12 Bottles of Wine, a case of cider and a few bottles of Whiskey should do my liver no good over the next four days.

Added entertainment - watching the Mrs trying to cook Turkey on Christmas Day while pissed on brandy she was knocking back for her 'cold'...
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Die Hard
Tonight.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:38, Reply)

alright himjim
how's the Christmas cheer?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I have none
I'm a bit drunk again though.

Edit: Sorry, how are you?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Being drunk is good
I'm back on the hot chocolate/brandy combo at the moment.

I'm good thanks
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:54, Reply)

It's not good when you wake up at half 9
still drunk, after drinking the best part of 2 litres of gin.

Mind you, it is Christmas!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 15:15, Reply)

That is true
Christmas is a time for massive drunkeness
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 15:27, Reply)

And can you feel your legs yet?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Yes!
They're lovely too!

Will you be watching Die Hard tonight?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Depends on what time it's on and how my attempt at staying sober tonight goes.
I'm currently SIPPING my second pint of cider and plan on napping for a bit shortly. I'd rather watch Die Hard 3 or With A Vengeance though, the first one hasn't aged brilliantly.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Oh it's a DVD
but it's a family tradition. Even my dear Mum likes to watch it with us! That maybe something to do with Alan Rickman though.

I'm sipping my second glass of Cava and feeling much better for it.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I'll be sitting with the lights out singing Jingle Bells over & over again whilst rocking back & forth and dribbling a bit

( broadsword, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Alt: Alive

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 15:17, Reply)