Do the nonces get housed in a secure soft-play centre?
That'll wind them right up.

'There you go lads, knock yourself out in the ball pit, but HA! there won't be any little kiddies in here for you to molest'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 19:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

By no means
Each establishment has it's own acceptance criteria for serving prisoners and ours means that we don't get them. Or at least when we do it's a pre conviction and they're in for something else like robbery.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 19:51, Reply)

Does that make your prision quite popular in the brochure?
'This prison has been a nonce free zone since 1977'

A bit like how those Sandals holday resorts being kid free, you can advertise yourself as an 'Adult friendly rest home for the criminally challenged'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 19:55, Reply)

Ha!
We're as popular as a Royal Roller in a student demo. As I say we get the occassional one so we'd fail the Sandal's guide ...... "Two stars, there was an incident where a convicted sex offender scaled the wall and ran around on top of the jail. Fiddler on the roof!"
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:04, Reply)

hahaha
'If I were a rich man! I'd do my noncing overseas as a sex-tourist ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Ha! *click*

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:10, Reply)