While I'm home, yes.
As soon as I'm into Euston it'll be whip out and light up, and try not to fall over.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 22:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Do you not think it is worth mentioning to them that you enjoy the 'odd tab'
It doesn't make you out as a smoker, rather an occasional smoker?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:03, Reply)

They get very upset about me
And they're very anxious about me damaging my physical health. Which is hilarious as I'm fat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:06, Reply)

I've seen photos of you.
You're not fat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:08, Reply)

Kind of you to say
but I try to dress in a way that flatters my shape and I'm pretty overweight.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:24, Reply)

If you want to get really fat.
Get married to me.

Seems to be the way it works, you give up on yourself.

*Bitter, much?*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:29, Reply)

:(
There is no man in my life- well, no man worth liking, anyway- so I've given up on myself without having to get married to you.

But I'm sorry you're bitter. I hope you find a nice bitch to fuck the pain away for you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:33, Reply)

Thing is, size isn't important.
It's being told you've you've got from a 14 to a 22 that is YOUR fault that pains.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:38, Reply)

Oh. Now that is out of order.
Were you injecting her with bacon grease as she slept? No?

Women are fucking irrational. I know I've been a reet irrational crazy bitch to people, it must be in our way.
Go gay, Jeff. Or continue fucking dogs. They'll stay loyal.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:40, Reply)

Nah, I like clunge.
And tits.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:44, Reply)

I like penises.
I also like breasts and pretty faces and soft lips, but am not a fan of cunnilingus. It makes me an unsatisfying and one-sided lesbian.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:46, Reply)