Haha
I can't cook. I can bake. And apparently make a nice aubergine dip.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

baking is the new 'insert cooking fad'
have you not seen that extreme cake show or whatever it is?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:06, Reply)

No, never
I bake very sweet things and I tend not to give a shit about what they look like. Though I have to admit my pizzas are pretty damn good, cheaper and nicer than this takeaway shit with only a little more of the effort.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:26, Reply)

What does your best pizza come topped with?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Passata (no bits), lots of black pepper (fresh ground), basil, oregano, herbes de provence
torn mozzarella, sometimes chopped garlic. And depending on the mood sometimes capers.
EDIT: So, yeah, cheese and tomato.

Though I have made a lovely one with no tomato, peccorino (strong sheep's cheese), spinach, egg and rock salt.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Capers?
GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET.

You'll give us all AIDS.

What are you thinking?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:32, Reply)

I quite like them
Little tiny balls of savoury. Less keen on olives though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:34, Reply)

You freak.
You'll be telling me you like olives next.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:40, Reply)

No, I don't like olives.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:41, Reply)

What other freak food do you like?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:43, Reply)

Love garlic.
And Marmite. And artificial raspberry ripple ice cream.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:47, Reply)

Nothing wrong with that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:49, Reply)

Then what's wrong with capers?
I hate vinegar, raw tomatoes, the texture of onions and too much lemon juice in savoury foods.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:50, Reply)

Fucking heathens.
Send me your olives. I'll scoff 'em.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:43, Reply)

We have over 6 types/jars in the fridge
Sister and father are obsessed.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:47, Reply)

Where do you live?
I've got a big fast mile muncher although I'm in no fit state to drive it now.

In fact I'm not too sure where I left it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:51, Reply)

At the moment, I'm a few miles south of the centre of Manchester
But I wouldn't drive if I were you, I think there's still quite a bit of snow here.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 23:52, Reply)