I'm here, I'm queer, I won't go away.
I want to go to football instead of a girl's house today. How much do you think she'll kill me if I tell her I'm not coming anymore?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 8:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My dad tried that one on my mum yesterday
He's not going to the footy any more.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 8:58, Reply)

My dad will be round in an hour, we're watching it on the tele.
But I can get us free tickets and then after the game just drink with my mates until I can't feel feelings anymore. I'd much rather do that than go round a stinking girl's house. She will fucking kill me though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Ooh, decisions...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Nah unfortunately I know what I'm doing.
Lacey scares me, there's no way I'm sacking her off.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Update - I'm going.
It was nice knowing all of you.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Peace out Baz.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 9:27, Reply)