Being first up on Christmas day is bent.
However, there is a sense of achievement in being up first on Boxing day.

Who will be up first?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 1:44, 16 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I could be in with a shout.
Down the pub that's open for ten with my old man and granddad to watch our game on the tele. This Christmas has been ace, I must say.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 1:48, Reply)

Been up for ages!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 8:32, Reply)

^ this
I got booted out of bed at 7 to pack for going down to see my gran. I feel tired and ill :(
(berk, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 8:37, Reply)

Mum and dad's heating went off
So my dad's been doing that stomping-round-in-your-grundies-and-swearing thing that dads do at this time of year. It's fixed now but I may as well stay up.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 8:40, Reply)

*there there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 9:08, Reply)

me too
Akira went to bed early due to extreme exhaustion from a day of presents which in turn meant she woke us up at stupid o'clock.
( Peej, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 8:53, Reply)

I am that child!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 8:57, Reply)

I'm here, I'm queer, I won't go away.
I want to go to football instead of a girl's house today. How much do you think she'll kill me if I tell her I'm not coming anymore?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 8:55, Reply)

My dad tried that one on my mum yesterday
He's not going to the footy any more.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 8:58, Reply)

My dad will be round in an hour, we're watching it on the tele.
But I can get us free tickets and then after the game just drink with my mates until I can't feel feelings anymore. I'd much rather do that than go round a stinking girl's house. She will fucking kill me though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Ooh, decisions...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Nah unfortunately I know what I'm doing.
Lacey scares me, there's no way I'm sacking her off.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Update - I'm going.
It was nice knowing all of you.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Peace out Baz.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Darn
I was up at 4 for my guts - I should have stopped in on the way back to lying whimpering in my bed of self-pity.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I'm up, I'm up.
But there is a very real chance that my head might fall off if I try to move. I have to go to work soon too :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 26 Dec 2010, 10:19, Reply)