An excellent plan
I went to Waitrose for the first time (as an adult) a few weeks ago. I loved the big spaces in the car park and the cat food was cheaper than Tesco.

AND I saw a woman wearing an eyepatch. I didn't say "Yarrrr" to her though.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

i'm going to gloss over the fact that waitrose provoked much more excitement than lots of make-up sex
and say that waitrose is totally the way forward, their stuff just looks cooler in the fridge/cupboard than tesco or sainsburys, somehow.

probably for the best you avoided temptation, you don't want to be banned from the land of amazing houmous and lemon meringue cheesecake.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I also saw a food magazine caled "Yum!" and my brain read it as "Your Mum!"
I started giggling, realised I spent too much time on B3ta, paid for my goods and banished myself to Tesco for the rest of my shop.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 16:57, Reply)

it is worrying when b3ta invades real life
sometimes i find myself having to bite back something totally inappropriate that everyone on here would get, but that would have me stoned and burned as a witch in real company.

chin up though darling colonel, i don't think your crime was bad enough to be banished to tesco. morrisons, maybe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 17:00, Reply)