Christmas good:
Sleeeeeepppp. I have had SO MUCH KIP it’s unbelievable. I’ve been off the drugs and feel pretty darned good. I had a smashing day yesterday, boring the bosoms off Lusty showing her the wonders of Winchester, taking in some beautiful pubs and a lot of historical sites, such as The Railway Inn – scene of Electric Head Funk’s early gigs, as well as some beautiful old buildings etc.

Christmas bad: I’ve been off the drugs and have yet to see my little one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

"boring the bosoms off Lusty "
If you've ruined them I will fucking cut you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:22, Reply)

You couldn't even reach.
You'd do better asking your mate 'Big Cook' to help out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I'm not after having a go on 'em, that would be terribly inappropriate.
I'm happy watching her and TGB go at it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Spoken like a true gentleman.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I am a man of honour, sir.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:38, Reply)

*replaces duelling glove in pocket, stands down*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:41, Reply)

*mops brow*
Phew. I don't think I could bring myself to risk nicking the blade of your SS sword, so I'd have had to let you run me through.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:02, Reply)