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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
well, no
I know my parents and I can vividly imagine their likely response.
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berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:30,
1 reply,
15 years ago)
I'm guessing it won't be
'Would you like jam or marmalade dear?'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:34,
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Yes.
I can't marmalade my cock up your mum's ass.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:36,
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marmalade is citrus
And jam is soft fruits, isn't it?
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berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:37,
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hahaha!
No.
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berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:38,
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Well get up, it's almost lunchtime.
Have some bacon instead.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:43,
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don't wanna!
*wiggles further under the duvet*
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berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:49,
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Well you stay there and miss the whole day.
You'll not sleep this evening.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:50,
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