I've not had enough of Christmas either.
Christmas bad: My parents' house is like the railway station. No privacy, nobody phones first to see if we're home/in the mood for visitors. My uncle Terry even palmed some of HIS (clinically insane) visitors onto us half an hour before djtp was due to arrive for exchanging presents and rescuing me back to my flat and that.

Christmas good: What's not good about being off work, getting out of bed when you like, drinking when you like, eating for Britain, getting spoiled by your parents, having the fiancé over for a whole week, catching up with people you like, and the house being all twinkly and cosy? And Tigger.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:10, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Your parents' house is freezing cold and stinks of piss?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

And full of common folk, don't forget

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Mentally ill common people DO roam its corridors.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:20, Reply)

No, but it's got a Sainsbury's Local in the corner, by the kiosk.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

All that sounds good to me, you lead such an eventful life, reading about it is like watching an episode of the best soap in the world.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

You mocking me?
I was shitting in case our Terry's sister-in-law was still there in time to take all her kit off and tell my bf that God loves him!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

If I were you'd know.
It sounds like fun, and at least you've got a story to tell.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:24, Reply)

There is never a dull moment, I have to say.
Me and my mum were running around upstairs convincing ourselves my Dad deserved to deal with the mentals because he was the one who offered them a drink.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Your parents' house is full of runaways and beggars?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Every five minutes a fat retard blows a whistle?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:20, Reply)

No, but she makes us play charades, god love 'er.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:22, Reply)

You get interupted by "proffessional beggars"?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:55, Reply)