Resolutions are for quitters.

Mine are
1. more drugs
2. more drink
3. more lewd and lascivious behaviour
4. treat myself to more records and clothes
5. kill and eat more children
5. more bullying
6. more fucking swearing
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Mine are pretty much the same as ever.
I'll try and find them from last year so I can laugh at how little I've accomplished.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

So are mine.
Apart from one new addition:

To commit 'the sin of Onan' at the counter of a fast food retailer at least once a week.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

there was a place in stockport once
called "tasty fish". if it still exists, you should totally do it there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I'm on it.

EDIT hang on, that would mean going to Stockport. If I just post them a sachet of spunk do you think that would count?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Come to Stockport. Like, now.
My parents are out. I'm ready and waiting.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)

It's against my religion.
If I cross the Watford Gap I will burn in the fires of eternal damnation.

Soz bbz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)

s'ok
I'm back soon.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:35, Reply)

yup
god you would hate stockport. especially "grand central" where "tasty fish" is located (not that grand, and not even in the centre).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Apparently it exists still
It's near the hat museum. Lolololol.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Here mine are.
1. Lose 2 dress sizes
2. Take my medication regularly
3. Stop being an idiot in social situations
4. Hopefully meet a nice boy
5. Be nicer to people I dislike.

I'd failed all by June of this year. To cap it off I achieved 4, several times, and then it's spent the rest of the year biting me in the ass. And not in the nice way, either.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:28, Reply)