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Women like funny men.
Truefact!
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girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:08,
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My dogs got no nose. How does it smell? Terrible!
Do we fuck now?
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broadsword, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:09,
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OK
Did I mention I have breasts.
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girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:10,
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Nice one, have they got names?
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broadsword, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:16,
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Yes!
Morecombe and Wise.
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girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:18,
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That explains the name of this film then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X09_msnoMkY
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broadsword, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:24,
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I remember watching that.
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girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:27,
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And charming
don't forget that.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:10,
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Too much charm can be a bit off putting though.
Nigel Havers style.
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girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:12,
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I'm sure he's fucked his way through Surrey.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:14,
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I'm currently in Surrey and Nigel Havers is hanging out the back of me as I type this
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broadsword, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:16,
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this
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:11,
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I can't believe I'm 36 and I've only just been told this.
No wonder I'm single.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:16,
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Woman cannot live by cider and curry alone.
We need a giggle now and then.
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girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:19,
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*Makes notes*
Any more advice?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:21,
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Don't talk about football.
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girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:22,
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What else is there to talk about?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:24,
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sex, probably
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:24,
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Each other.
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girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:25,
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That won't work.
Girl: 'So, you like football then?'
Bloke: 'So, football, it doesn't float your boat. Fancy a cider?'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:27,
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*gives up*
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