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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Women like funny men.
Truefact!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:08, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
My dogs got no nose. How does it smell? Terrible!
Do we fuck now?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:09, Reply)
OK
Did I mention I have breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Nice one, have they got names?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Yes!
Morecombe and Wise.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:18, Reply)
That explains the name of this film then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X09_msnoMkY
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)
I remember watching that.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)
And charming
don't forget that.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Too much charm can be a bit off putting though.
Nigel Havers style.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:12, Reply)
I'm sure he's fucked his way through Surrey.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:14, Reply)
I'm currently in Surrey and Nigel Havers is hanging out the back of me as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:16, Reply)
this

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:11, Reply)
I can't believe I'm 36 and I've only just been told this.
No wonder I'm single.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Woman cannot live by cider and curry alone.
We need a giggle now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:19, Reply)
*Makes notes*
Any more advice?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Don't talk about football.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:22, Reply)
What else is there to talk about?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)
sex, probably

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Each other.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:25, Reply)
That won't work.
Girl: 'So, you like football then?'
Bloke: 'So, football, it doesn't float your boat. Fancy a cider?'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)
*gives up*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)

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