Crow calls his dick "Madness"?
Oh dear.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Actually, I call it 'Victory'
That way, I always know that 'Victory is mine!'
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Guess what's just happened?
My mum's in hospital. She's fallen over. AGAIN.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Oh dear. She alright?
Has she always been this clumsy?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Possible broken little finger.
Thankfully this time on her right hand. No, she'd never broken a bone before the wrist- it's usually my dad who does stupid things like breaking his back and shattering his ankle in a foreign country with a 7-month pregnant wife.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Well, at least she's not gone and fallen off a mountain or something.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Down a mountain.
It was my dad who fell off a mountain.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:51, Reply)

They've got quite a good track record, haven't they?
I remember taking my old housemate to hospital. When I 'phoned his mother to tell her the news, her reaction wasn't one of concern, or panic. No, it was simply a resigned sigh of
"What's he done now?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:53, Reply)

It's my dad, and his rock-climbing pedigree
My sister ran into a fence and gouged her forehead open- all I've done is almost slit a tendon in the palm of my hand after falling over in a stream. Oh, and I hated life so much when I was born I refused to breathe.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Ah, yes, reportedly I managed that
Though I maintain it was the fault of our umbilical cord for suggesting 'it's cold out there, you'll want a scarf...'
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 16:59, Reply)

You were almost choked to death as a baby?
No wonder you love auto-erotic asphyxiation.

It wasn't like that for me- I literally refused to breathe on my own so they strapped me to an oxygen tank.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 17:00, Reply)