Hmph. I bloody knew it!
*chases Jeff with a saucepan*
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My dad once caught me stirring a saucepan with my head.
He said, 'You'll never get married if you carry on like that.'

I said, 'I know, I'll always be a spatula'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:18, Reply)

*SPANGS*
you'll always be a spacker, more like, making puns like that.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:19, Reply)

It's your fault.
YOU bring the worst out in me.

(I'm guessing that *SPANGS* isn't a nice thing?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:21, Reply)

Spanging
is a b3ta term for having been tricked - usually people write it in response to a QOTW post that they read and believed until the last line, when there's some god awful pun. It's the hypothetical saucepan dinging you a good 'un round the back of the head.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:23, Reply)

I can take a spanging them.
What does tomorrow bring for you berk?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Bugger all, as usual
I may make some chocolate mousse or something for this party I'm going to on friday.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:27, Reply)

Or you may stay in bed all morning and complain that you've not had tea and toast delivered?
Have you got any siblings you can go out with?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Not really
I wouldn't really go out drinking with my stepbrothers and my sister lives on Anglesey with her son. I'm the youngest by 5-6 years. And yes, there will probably be a lot of slobbing about in bed again.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:32, Reply)

So, this begs the question.
Were you planned?

Sorry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:36, Reply)

No, I wasn't
My mum didn't plan either of us because she's a floozie. And my family tree is more of a shrub - my half sister is married to my youngest step brother.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Hang on.
YOU'RE Bert.

berk/bert.

It all makes sense.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:40, Reply)