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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oof!you win half a bottle of cider for that
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:07,
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Have they said what sort of cider she was drinking?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:11,
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"Ye Olde Strangler"(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:16,
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I thought it might have been 'Cripple Cock'Based on the age of the landlord.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:17,
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that's a bristol special at the moment innit?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:18,
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You are an expert on tenancy agreements, what clause would you need to include to allow you tomurder a tennant?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:21,
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'fraid soI recognise the part of Clifton where she lived and the road she was found by.
I have an alibi though. Honest.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:22,
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If your alibi is'I was helping some old boy with white hair, lift a heavy rolled up bit of carpet into the boot of his car' I fear you might still have problems.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:23,
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I'm ok thenbecause it was lino, not carpet.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:28,
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and the problem with that is?I can't go to prison! I'm too pretty!
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:30,
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I waived my right to legal representationthe copper told me he'd be my best friend if I did
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:41,
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