Come up with a New Years resolution for another Off-Topicer.
Alt: What was your best New Years Eve ever, and why?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:40, 228 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The Women of Offtopic- Realise your beauty and become more confident.
Apart from Darth, you're confident enough.

EDIT: I've not had a good New Year's. Only really did anything the last two years. 2008 I cried for 2 hours in a toilet with my ex-boyfriend then fucked a fat saxophonist, 2009 I was too ill to move.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I can think of two things wrong with this post
Although the initial sentiment I agree with wholeheartedly. *looks pointedly at Amberl*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:49, Reply)

What's the second thing?
Apart from me "accidently" getting your gender wrong.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

With the correct levels of self esteem you too could achieve all that Lampito has.
Sexface.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:50, Reply)

He's quite the catch
according to himself that is
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:01, Reply)

really?
i think i'd throw him back
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Short of rape I can't see you ending up as his notchpost
Just don't accept any opened bottles or glasses from him
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:07, Reply)

hang on
you mean opened, surely?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:10, Reply)

:( Edited for clarity

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:20, Reply)

much better
that's unlike you, rory. most unlike you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I must've been all lol when posting

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)

christ
you'll be breaking out the smileys next.

i expected better from you. don't let me down and make me whinge about being let down by yet ANOTHER INSENSITIVE BASTARD. online.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Everyone wants to be me.
I'm a sparkling example of the type of woman b3ta has to offer.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

r c
ling er
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I'm gonna just realise
that blokes are occasionally desperate enough
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:54, Reply)

This applies to everyone
Leave the house, stop posting whiny needy dull stuff online, stop eating so much, join a gym, don't lick any of the seating area, stop staring at the frightened looking woman at the bus stop, the list goes on...
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I think there should be a
you can only moan about a certain subject 3 times a month rule.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:50, Reply)

^This too
The shoehorning that goes on to bring the same crap up again can be breathtaking
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:53, Reply)

"I'm eating a ham sandwich, which is the last thing my ex made for me before she BECAME A BITCH AND RIPPPEDXC MF YUCKING HART OUT!"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:54, Reply)

God, Chompy
you're so insensitive. Why is it all men are like this? Why won't they settle down with me and respect me and nurture my crazy woman-logic? I'm so alone and it's because men suck.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:56, Reply)

That's exactly the sort of thing I have to up with at work,
which I hate because I'm bored and my boss doesn't appreciate me and I don't get paid enough and I'm too good for these cunts and WAAHAAHAHAHAHAHH
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:58, Reply)

GUILTY!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:57, Reply)

WHY IS LIFE SO MEEN
boo-hoos NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME I'M ON MY OWN IN THIS WORLD ONLY THE INTERNET UNDERSTANDS ME
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I'm so lonely

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Chins up, there's someone waiting to love you out there
/untrue
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

It's what's on the inside that counts

( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Size doesn't matter.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:08, Reply)

9/10
I do hope you bag an insecure b3tan having put all this effort in.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:09, Reply)

the term "bag" has never been more appropriate.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:10, Reply)

The hunt for Dicke Frau
The hardest hunt of all
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Then I can chew her up and spit her out
because I'm a MAN.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

*Makes notes*
so that's don't lick the seating...this is all good stuff
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:52, Reply)

This also applies to womens toilets

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I think that's where I was going wrong
but I do so like the taste of chaise longue
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:54, Reply)

do you
*puts on sunglasses*
longue for it?

YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

none of you have a sense of humour.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I actually did chuckle
but that's more because I love Horatio Caine and less because it was you who wrote it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I quite like it when you see a girl get off a bycical seat at the gym and if you sniff and lick it, it's nice and salty.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Ooooh I like this
I reckon you should all take a vow of not callng me gay for like, a WEEK. And we'll see who cracks first. My money's on Rory.

Also, Jeff should resolve to support a decent football team (Nottingham Forest scored five last night), Noel should resolve to keep being himself and being fabulous generally and someone should resolve to hold a bash in Norwich. Not me, though. Effort.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:47, Reply)

You can't just choose a team to support Darth.
The team you support is bestowed upon you.

You bender....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:49, Reply)

That's very true and I agree wholeheartedly
Just any excuse to mention our hammering of the filth last night
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:54, Reply)

5-2 is quite a result.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:55, Reply)

GAY!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Merry christmas ab

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Merry christmas psy

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

My bad
Points to Applebite for breaking the record for shattering a vow
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:55, Reply)

It's not new years yet.
We can do it as much as we like

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I should be mortally offended
But this post gave me my first officelol of the day so it would be churlish of me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I thoroughly agree with Lampito
Alt: 2007-8 was good, I'd been miserable for months after splitting up with my girlfriend. I met a girl that night, and while nothing came of it, it gave me the confidence to start speaking to girls again.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Alt: This year
Because I'm going to party my little heart out
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Good for you Max.
You deserve a bit of fun after all the bollocks you've had to put up with recently.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I'll try not to be a dirty stop out again :P

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Bert
no shagging family!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:56, Reply)

0/10 for effort there Bob.
Are you going to introduce yourself to the spastics from the Internet next year?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:57, Reply)

still in bed no effort required
yeah some of them
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Lazy fucker.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:04, Reply)

My last two new years have been horrifically shit.
2008/9 was with my controlling cunt of an ex who insisted we stayed in just the two of us. It was shit and dull and I hate him.

2009/10 I was dragged to Manchester with a controlling bitch of an ex friend for a shit night in a shit club instead of going to a halls party in Liverpool with all my actual friends.

Resolution for Kitty: Own your pole nemesis.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:57, Reply)

What are you doing this NYE?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Spending the day with Current Boy,
Pre drinking with him and his housemates
Then when they go into town, I'm going to my college friend's house party.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Of all the really good nights out I've had
and all the really good parties I've been to, none of them were on New Year's Eve.

However, all of the really over-priced and over-crowded ones were.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:59, Reply)

we usually have a party
round someone's house, and once a huge party in a youth hostel. Mind you they've been getting less and less good. This year looks like it might be a murder mystery which i've already done :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:01, Reply)

House parties on new years are always better than going out.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Whatever you do, it always seems to be a bit anticlimax

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Aye, agreed.
Doing Brighton this year, I did want to go to one of two class events in Stoke Newington or Shoreditch but I was on my own with those suggestions. What I don't like on NYE are the knobheads who come out once a year, they make everything very tedious.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:09, Reply)

They do.
My friends have changed their plans like four times now, it's getting tedious.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:11, Reply)

It's amateurs night and no mistake there Bazza.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Does it involve hiding a pizza?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Oof!
you win half a bottle of cider for that
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Have they said what sort of cider she was drinking?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:11, Reply)

"Ye Olde Strangler"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I thought it might have been 'Cripple Cock'
Based on the age of the landlord.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

BAM!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:20, Reply)

that's a bristol special at the moment innit?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

You are an expert on tenancy agreements, what clause would you need to include to allow you to
murder a tennant?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

'fraid so
I recognise the part of Clifton where she lived and the road she was found by.

I have an alibi though. Honest.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:22, Reply)

If your alibi is
'I was helping some old boy with white hair, lift a heavy rolled up bit of carpet into the boot of his car' I fear you might still have problems.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I'm ok then
because it was lino, not carpet.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:28, Reply)

is your alibi your cat?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:26, Reply)

and the problem with that is?
I can't go to prison! I'm too pretty!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:30, Reply)

do you have a good lawyer?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I waived my right to legal representation
the copper told me he'd be my best friend if I did
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

You could do a proper Sherlock
"I noticed a trace of mud on the right shoe of the butler - that was unusual because he's predominantly left-handed. This led me to suspect..." etc.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Last year was good.
Went to a warehouse party thing in Bethnel Green. Surprisingly few dickhead hipsters there as well, just people who wanted to have a laugh. Then everyone piled back to mine, great days.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00, Reply)

i've had loads of great NYE's
mostly just huge gangs of us getting trolleyed in manchester, although i spent the millennium in trafalgar square, which was fun. my friend and i had a snogging contest one year, which i won by snogging a shameful amount of people, and there was something to do with pinning a stolen afro wig to our crotches and pulling the guy's hand down there to see his face... you had to be drunk to see the humour, really...

since my mum died, my brothers and i have stayed with my dad so he's not by himself (although blatantly he gets more party offers than we do), and have gradually picked up more waifs and strays, so this year there's about 30 of us for curry and booze and the rest (once the under 6's and over 60's have disappeared for the night!).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I snogged a 50+ woman on NYE once
True story.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I snogged a 32 year old lesbian once
But it wasn't on new years.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:07, Reply)

see the eerie silence in here
as every male on the board drops his keyboard and rushes to the gents.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Have they all started to throw up?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:11, Reply)

And shit themselves
there's a lot of Norovirus going around.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I was revising that just the other day

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

i had that when i was in antigua for christmas a couple of years ago
it only made me vomit, but it made me vomit nonstop for about 4 days, it was awful. there was a lizard in my bathroom one day and he got drenched in it :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I know I shouldn't laugh at that,
But the lizard bit is brilliant. Sorry.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

poor little lizard, although that'll teach him to perve at people in the bathroom
the absolute low point was vomming sooo violently that it made me pee myself - cleaning up the bathroom after that was literally the lowest point of my life!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Oh swipe,
There are some things you should never share, even on the internet.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)

you're right
oh well, it's done now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)

If it was a chameleon, would it have been stumped by the array of colours
In your technicolour yawn?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

She's on the uni rugby team.
Lets see them try and fap to that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Was she a hooker?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Haha, no idea.
But I've pulled four of the womens rugby team now, so chances are one of them might be.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Good try.
Have they converted you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

To rugby?
Nah.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Did any of them maul you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

No, but two of them were almost fighting over me.
A guy who has tried valiantly to get into my pants several times was watching, I think he may have jizzed. At least we went to the bathroom pretty soon after.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

So a ruck then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I know I was pissing in the wind the moment you replied 'To rugby?'
After the 'try' and 'conversion' post.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I got hooker and maul
But you lost me on ruck.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:28, Reply)

HAHAHAHA :D

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

what, this lot?
are you kidding?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I've dated a couple of female rugby players
Backs are pretty safe, they are normally small and agile. It's the huge forwards that put you off a bit :S
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Err excuse me
I played front row for years.
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I said HUGE forwards
you're tiny
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

well I am now
But I used to be the proper shape for a forward.
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Hey, I'm a forward now!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Yeah, but you're like huge in other ways, maxi

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Damn straight, I'm tall and have enormous feet

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Nah, the occasional snog's two a penny
it's making it stick, that counts.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

My best new years,
Was probably when I was about ten, and the only time I've seen my dad shit faced, trying to play party games. It was hilarious.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:05, Reply)

My mum broke her finger so we didn't go to Dimitri's
MASSIVE SHAME.

I'm departing from the North in a few hours. Come down and visit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

HUGE SHAME :(
I'm sad for you.

Noooo, I'm coming in tomorrow! I was going to come in today but changed my mind :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I'm not going from town though, from the lovely local station that is Stockport
I might organise a Camberbash at some point, if people can get over the fact there's no tube.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

omg stockport station
since the direct trains started going via wilmslow again, thank god, i haven't been there in years. when i was about 14 i was meeting my mate sam (she's like my identical twin in many respects) on platform 3 and we sat for about 45 mins with our backs to each other on two benches, each whinging because the other was 45 mins late...

also my friend lost her virginity on platform 2. classy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:23, Reply)

The more you reveal about your life
the more I become convinced that you are the fourth Stooge.

Edit: I lost mine in a seedy roadside motel.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

o_O
I thought I was trashy for losing it in the Days Inn near Princess Street.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I feel so vanilla and dull now

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:30, Reply)

IN the Days Inn, in a rented room and everything.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Still more exciting than mine

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)

christ, am I the only person on here
To have lost theirs in their own bed?
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)

+ at the age of 12

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:36, Reply)

good grief no
I was still climbing trees and playing in mud at that age, I had no interest in boys until a few years later.
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I'm still climbing trees and playing in the mud.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Yep
Lost mine in my ex's bed. Worst experience of my life.

Never actually done anything in my bed at home, since I share a room with my sister.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:36, Reply)

My own bed
was in my parents house and some 3000 miles away at the time.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:36, Reply)

mine was really boring
after spending my schoolyears snogging many randoms and giving the occasional blowie, i lost mine to my boyfriend in my bed at halls and then proceeded to go out with the same guy for the next 3 years.

what a TOTAL waste of shagging opportunities that was!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

:O
I feel like I should go out and shag my uni quota AND your uni quota now as well to make up for this.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:38, Reply)

*snort*
You can have my together quota as well if you like, I didn't use it.
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Wooo!
Oh wait.
SHIT.
I'm sort of behaving at the moment. :/ Someone else will have to shoulder the responsibility for now, I'll have it back in a couple of months.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

BOYFRIEND

( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

NOT BOYFRIEND

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:57, Reply)

So between the 3 of you, you've denied god know how many men the chance of getting laid?
How selfish is that?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Oi, I've shagged more than I've denied.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)

i KNOW.
i've never liked another guy that much since, either, it really really broke my heart when we split up.

he is on fb. i haven't done it YET.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Doooooooo ittttttttt
It's what facebook is for, really. And you might get a shag out of it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I've not shagged a single person from Uni yet.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:45, Reply)

It's not you!
IT'S LONDON
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Oh god have you seen the question of the week?
Monty is going to have a field day.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

So looks like one of my old teachers killed Jo Yeates
shocker!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Fucking hell that's scary
Awesome hair though
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)

To be honest, he wasn't going to be anything but a murderer, was he?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)

He looks how I'd imagine Scorpio from Dirty Harry to look now.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I only hgad him for a year can't really remember if he was mental or not

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Well, if he is found guilty of murder, then it is safe to assume he is a bit mental.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Resolution for Darth
Stop acknowledging gay insults. It doesn't matter whether you respond to them with good humour or not, that you do at all is why they're so frequent.
Resolution for Monty
Stop being an MD taking parent. The consequences of getting caught are ludicrously shit.
Resolution for rachelswipe
Stop announcing the monetary values of your purchases, we get that you have a lot of disposable income.
Resolution to all b3ta ladies
I'd like to echo the above point, stop going on about how repellent you are to the opposite sex. I think pretty much all OT ladies I've met are good looking. If you want to lose weight do so because you want to, not because you think you ought to, and do it by seriously including some sport into your routine rather than by not eating.
Resolution for me
Stop mentioning you got engaged, no-one other than me and my gal cares anymore.
Resolution for Jeff
Stop. Fucking. Dogs.
Resolution for PsychoChomp
Don't stop being you.

Any more people I should be judging and telling what to do with their lives?
( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Oh oh!
Do one for me!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Erm, I honestly can't think of one
You're clearly already awesome like me.
( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Woo!
Probably "Stop being such an attention whore/exhibitionist" would have worked though
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:35, Reply)

You're not on often enough to do that anymore
Thanks for that btw
( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Thanks for what?
Not being around much? THE CHEEK!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Wow, that university education is paying off after all
Much more revision to be done?
( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I sense.... sarcasm
Four more modules to go. Blegh.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Stop looking like the heroine from an animated fantasy .
It is very demoralising for those of us who look like humans.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Only if you stop having fabulous tits
and being able to fantastically pull off the classy twenties look.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

But big knockers are the very things that will prevent me from wearing a flapper dress for my wedding
Oh cruel fate.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:43, Reply)

This is terrible!
Allow me to offer my services, we could switch for the day.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Can I have the rest of your figure too?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Only for the day, mind.
I shall want it back after.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I'll be gentle with it, promise
I won't be
( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:58, Reply)

you could lend each other one and experience the breast of both worlds

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Good heavens, Bob!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

hee hee
boobs ftw
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

We could do a transplant. Take a bit off Roota's,
Stick it on mine. Voila! Two sets of perfectly sized boobs.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I got a knife sharpener for christmas
finally a use for it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:52, Reply)

*flees*
*not fleas*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:56, Reply)

why won't you let me cut your tits off?
God you're so frigid.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Maybe some booze would help

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Are they 'growing' ? Are you knocked up? It's just that I've never been with a knocked up girl before.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

resolution for djtp
fuck off and die in a hole?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Duly noted

( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)

in fact
why wait until the new year? do it now, set us all a good example.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I am just 30 mins down the road
Any lamp post in particular I should wrap my car around?
( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

one that won't inconvenience anyone else
or cost the taxpayer too much to replace
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Right it's been 10 minutes
I'd have expected a number of knights to have appeared at this stage. Must be a slow day.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

i've had a couple of gazzes of support
does that count?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Not really, I'd been expecting top knighting on this one from a number of sweaty palmed individuals
I've been robbed of entertainment !!!!11!11
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

That doesn't really happen much around these parts
just the occasional bit of pandering.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:43, Reply)

you try it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Erm Fuck off DJTP u meanie cunt y r u so shit 2 dis internet gurl
i bet ur gay
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:55, Reply)

chivalry is dead

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Not any more
I couldn't find my saddle for a bit, solved now
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I'll be passing the vol-au-vents in a mo as a method of distraction
I don't like New Year fights.
The carpet gets ruined.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I'm not going to fuck you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)

You will be mine, you will b... *vomits*

( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Bit on the tight side
all in all.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Sterling work djtp

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Hiya Bobz!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

merry christmas roots
MY old teacher killed that girl!!! how mental is that.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

What did he teach?
Was he weird and an easily-spotted wrong'un?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Pizza and Cider studies.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:43, Reply)

That pizza, or its absence, has been driving me insane

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Do you think the murder was his special 'topping'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

*thud*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:56, Reply)

English
Honestly can't remember I was 13 my bro will though so i'll ask him.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Hang on??!!!
didn't you know the guy who honeymooned in South Africa and his wife was murdered?

Jinx!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

These things come in threes.
Who is Bob going to murder?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Bristol seems to be a hot spot for mentals who I've met

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:54, Reply)

The sooner you get back to Wales the better.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I miss Wales, spending tomorrow there though.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Why?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I echo this sentiment
It's drizzly and closed on Sundays.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I know!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:54, Reply)

DJ.
I don't really fuck dogs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

A likely story

( djtrialprice, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

It's true.
Generally speaking, I like pretty girls.

If they have the potential to turn into a complete mentalist, I might even decide to marry them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I can't believe you lied to us.
I thought you were a dogfucker.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I have issued denials before.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Not with your name
I feel let down
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:59, Reply)

*There there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:00, Reply)

lies on the internet, i've seen your ex wife.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

No.
That was a poodle.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:43, Reply)

like em shaved then?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:45, Reply)

But of course.
Who doesn't?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Haha, ok then, I read that as....
Darth: [bad thing]
Monty: [bad thing]
'swipe: [bad thing]
Me: [Stop mentioning something awesome that's happening to me, 'cus something awesome is happening to me, best stop mentioning it. Hahah, nobody cares that awesome thing is happening]
Jeff: [Shit, I've been a right cock here, best do something non serious]
Chomp: [How the _hell_ is he able to tap pretty much anyone he wants? Just look at him, he looks like in his spare time he worked out how much tarmac was used to create the M1.]
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I haven't worked out how much tarmac was used to create the M1
THATS MY EVENING SORTED
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

If the awnser is "Trick question, they didn't use tarmac, they used [something similar]", then I'm not counting that awnser.
Awnsers must be numeric.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I like that description of Psychochomp
I like it very much.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I donno, I tend to take NYE quite easy, just chilled out with a mate or two.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Oh look monty came second in last weeks /qotw

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I'm sure he'll have a few opinions on this weeks QOTW too.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:50, Reply)